Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[-=>RR<=-MasterCE]

You get THIS TOPIC DIED LONG AGO, I TRIED TO MAKE A NEW TOPIC FOR IT AND IT GOT DELETED, SO YOU'RE JUST ENSURING WE CAN'T LOOK BACK ON THIS GREAT TOPIC IN THE FUTURE BY GETTING IT DELETED NOW!

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* -=>RR<=-MasterCE inserts anti-matter (vending machine is regular matter, if you know what happens when matter and anti-matter meet, then I hope you remember to gtfo as fast as you can)

[Ad Bot]

[Ronin]

You get: Nothing happens, the Anti-matter just buzzes, clicks around a bit, and the anti-matter ceases to exist. Nobody knows why that just happened, but the machine isn't actually real.

*Ronin inserts a quarter tied to a string which rips off the machine for a refreshing sode, which in no way is contaminated, but tastes strikingly like anti-matter for some odd unknown reason*

[-=>RR<=-MasterCE]

Suddenly, a musclar mans arm's fist crashs into yout guy from the...item release slot, then it goes back in

* -=>RR<=-MasterCE inserts own head, once again (as fro the good old days :D)

[-=>RR<=-MasterCE]

Edit:

* -=>RR<=-MasterCE kills his modum

[Ronin]

Ronin forgets what he was going to say and finds a way to kill the machine, metaphorically.

*Ronin inserts grammar*

[-=>RR<=-MasterCE]

Suddenly, the machine spews out thousands of cubic galleons of toxic 3 year old sewage all over you

* -=>RR<=-MasterCE inserts Half a onion, pickle, and gravy sandwich he took from next to Ronin at his computer

[TapeDeck]

you get slop

*Medival inserts all of the unwanted people on the forums

[-=>RR<=-MasterCE]

It ejects everyone you put in. You say "Wow, I guess it doesn't like me :'("

* -=>RR<=-MasterCE inserts snake

[TapeDeck]

you lose a snake

*medival inserts "Cum on Feel the Noize"

[-=>RR<=-MasterCE]

Nothing happens

* -=>RR<=-MasterCE inserts another snake

Offtopic: did I ever say it was mine or that it was attached to anything XD

[TapeDeck]

you lose a snake, could be yours or not yours

*medival inserts "Cum on Feel the Noize"

Medivval inserts "Girls Rock Your Boys"

[-=>RR<=-MasterCE]

Machine frowns at you

* -=>RR<=-MasterCE inserts this:

[TapeDeck]

you get shredded picture

*medival inserts Robert Plant

[-=>RR<=-MasterCE]

Chunks of corpse meat start shooting out of the machine and all over the place.

* -=>RR<=-MasterCE inserts a pill full of shit

[TapeDeck]

you get a pill full of stuff covered in stuff

*medival inserts an insert