Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[skelolego229]

the machine plays techno and shoots out a jazz band

*skelo inserts a headcrab

[Ad Bot]

[ryu hayabusa]

You get head humped
Joker Card inserts (1) Dell mouse

[Moppy]

You get (nothing).
*Moppy inserts a bump.

[Bryno]

you get acme.

*inserts a vitamin water*

[Squiggles]

you get vigina water

*inserts a PINGAS*

[racerfan]

Squiggles gets a Badspot doll which says wierd phrases. *Inserts $1*

[MasterCookie]

Gets a blue waffle

*Inserts sperm

[racerfan]

Master gets a written-off Maserati. *Inserts $1* (Man I love this.)

[kanew2000]

Master gets a written-off Maserati. *Inserts $1* (Man I love this.)

Offtopic: Did racerfan just bump this?

Ontopic: You get 50 cents.

I insert a creepbear with a cannon that activates when the next person comes up to the vending machine.

[The True Zephyr]

Off topic 331 pages?!
on topic: Finds Pick of destiny

*inserts one dollar

[slimabob]

you get  99 cents

* slimabob inserts $1

[Skateaton]

you get  99 cents

* Skateaton inserts $1

[Master Shadow Phoenix]

You get C4.

I kick the machine.

[Sabbin]

You get like... 3 sodas...

I put a $5 bill into the Vending Machine.

[No dinner for king]

You get an HEV suit.
i hit the vending machine with a crowbar