Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Monty]

You get madness.

*Inserts so many arrows that the sun is blotted out

[Ad Bot]

[Masterlegodude]

You get a slow and painful death

* masterlegodude inserts Blockhead and his conscience

[|Shadow]

You get sued by TheSwain.

* |Shadow inserts a clock

[Monty]

you get some batteries.

*inserts 'alf a pound 'o sugar

[Spartan300]

you get a grandma holding a cake.

* Spartan300 inserts a confession.

[The Prophet]

You get a priests fist in the face because you said you rubbed your poop on his sandwich then rubbed the ham from the sandwich in your ass and put it back and watched him eat it. (From South Park)

* The Prophet inserts common sense *

[Spartan300]

You get this dude:
http://www.stonehill.edu/studacts/Co-Curricular/common_sense_man.jpg

* Spartan300 inserts Harry Potter in the hood.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuBm0dvIzcc

[INSANE12]

you get wtf?

*insane12 inserts big ass badger*

[The Prophet]

You get moldy bread.

* The Prophet inserts his thing in and out and discharges then takes it out*

[DarkChef]

.

* DarkChef inserts 7.00 bucks

[The Prophet]

You get 7 living bucks who kill you.

* The Prophet inserts a suction tube and sucks out all the good stuff*

[Spartan300]

You get shot by the FBI

* Spartan300 inserts a lawn gnome.

[tapemaster21]

You get The Sims

*Tape inserts a monkey.

[Sampapa]

you get poop

*inserts a wallet

[Masterlegodude]

You get shot

* masterlegodude inserts VG Cats