Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[GingerJoe]

You get a slap in the face

* Shadowhero inserts girl pants

[Ad Bot]

[Azerath]

You get your nips slipped.

*Inserts a girl

[Masterlegodude]

You get

* Masterlegodude inserts Blockland

[GingerJoe]

You get emma watson

* Shadowhero inserts his cat

[Azerath]

You get it up your pooper.

Inserts a pizza.

[Miga]

The pizza doesn't come back out, and when Badspot goes to the machine to get something, it explodes all over him.

* Miga inserts a hamburger

[GingerJoe]

You get a toenail armadillo pie and caramel lipstick

[fishpen0]

You get nothing for you inserted nothing.

*fishpen0 inserts a movie ticket

[Masterlegodude]

You get a flower

* Masterlegodude inserts G-Man

[fattysnacks]

You get Gordon Freeman

* fattysnacks inserts five million pesos

[Masterlegodude]

You get 10,000,000 yen

* Masterlegodude inserts Toonami

[Vidios]

The machine shoots tons of bad anime shows at you.

* KirbylikesIt inserts a:

[FaTDoG]

the fail falls on u

FaTDoG Inserts a dog

[Masterlegodude]

You get dog hair

* Masterlegodude inserts a kitty cat

[Jaymz]

you get a kit kat
* Jaymz inserts a homeless homeless man