Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[BlutEngel]

The popcorn becomes a monster and eats you.

* BlutEngel puts some blood of Aviv into the machine.

[Ad Bot]

[Aviv .H.]

-Reconstruction machine in progress, please wait...-
Tink!
-The ego has been recunstructed, thanks for your time-

* Aviv .H. jumps out the machine and chops off BlutEngel's head.

* Aviv .H. inserts some grass

[BlutEngel]

You get a cow.

* BlutEngel inserts his head.

[Aviv .H.]

-The machine could not accept (another robotic voice) BlutEngel's (back to normal robo voice) head, please try again later-

* Aviv .H. stands in front of the machine-

Machine: To get a soda, do the following instructions: first..
-30 seconds later-
/me: tl;dr

[Rockid]

you get: ozone
(electrified air)
Inserts an energizer battery, then another, and another and the a

[BlutEngel]

You get a Assault Rifle.

* BlutEngel inserts a ghey avatar.

[Aviv .H.]

You get Sadam making love to Satan.

* Aviv .H. inserts OBJECTION!

[BlutEngel]

You get Phoenix Wright.

* BlutEngel inserts Japanese music.

[Rockid]

you get a large postal stamp

*inserts a toaster

[stevey1000]

you get... bread?

* stevey1000 inserts a suspiciously named .exe file.

[Rockid]

you get a virus!

*inserts nortan anti virus

[BlutEngel]

You get a virus,too.

* BlutEngel inserts the /me command.

[Rockid]

you get a 404 not found

*inserts Bill Gates

[Aviv .H.]

You get your ass kicked.

* Aviv .H. inserts Rockid's remaining pieces.

[BlutEngel]

You get noob spam.

* BlutEngel inserts UR-Radio.