Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Junior]

You get the body

* Junior inserts a potato

[Ad Bot]

[Spiderpig]

You get a..............dead dog

*Spiderpig puts in $0.03 and some cat hair

[Junior]

You get a miget saying "use /me!"

* Junior inserts said miget

[TapeDeck]

there i bumped it because they think its locked

[Joeboy]

insert something..... please!

[General Nick]

there i bumped it because they think its locked

O RLY? nub...

P.S. Joeboy, you get a sandwich. You eat it, but now you have to poop. But, you already have four moves (Eat, sleep, breathe, videogames.) You forget breathe, but you faint. You use poop, the attack was ineffective! (Read VGCats #237)

I insert'a da coin'a.

[Spiderpig]

You get d'soda

Puts in a vending machine

[Jookia2]

42

*inserts tongue

[Pimpin]

there i bumped it because they think its locked

The topic title has been like that forever. Nobody thinks it's locked.

[TapeDeck]

the guy who made the other one thinks it is

[laptop877]

i put in 2 grand and get a hot chick. ..............and a carrot for her... and  one more hot girl..

[tapemaster21]

*Tape ignores the noob posts.

*Tape inserts a dollar.

[Joeboy]

You get the keys to a Humvee!

*inserts $1*

[J.C.]

you get george washington.

*J.C. inserts:inserts:inserts:inserts:in-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-......system error:blahblahblah-program shutting down...
(computer asplodes,logs onto other computer...)booting.....................r unning programs..................... ................loading data......................... ............................. ...........loading other crap......................... ............................. ..................um,anyway...*J.C. inserts:the blown-up,crappy computer,the entire room the computer exploded in,and abraham lincon's dead body that i just dug up 3 hours ago.

[Miga]

You divide by 0.

* Miga inserts fire