Author Topic: Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)  (Read 857903 times)

You get a "missing file "uratard.exe"!" message

*you insert your face

You get a  box of 1,000,000 :cookie: s!



*Inserts a PSP*

you get a PSP

*inserts luigi's kart

you get bowsers kart

* Grim Ant inserts Warios cap

You get Wario who punches you in the face :D

*Red Penguin inserts Blender 3D


you get crap

* Grim Ant inserts a frog

You get a toad.

*Red Penguin inserts a lulz

You get a PlayStation 98439848353456

*Ratty walks away

a needle shoots out of the vending machine and sticks you in the back

*masterlegodude inserts spyware

You've got mail.


*inserts a quote*
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your mom is a big fat bitch on steroids who forgeted two lesbian pigs in a bathtub of mouse urine mixed with fake monky blood bought from your dad's research shop in the land of oz, off a drug dealing tinman (who was in the middle of raping dorothy and lion) while watching the munchkins martar scarecrow and keanu reaves who still thinks he knows kung-fu, which pisses off chuck norris because he got his ass kicked by a rock smokin bruce lee in a pit of elephant feces, while watching your mom who forgeted two lesbian pigs in a bathtub of mouse urine mixed with fake monky blood bought from your dad's research shop in the land of oz, off a drug dealing tinman (who was in the middle of raping dorothy and lion) while watching the munchkins martar scarecrow and keanu reaves who still thinks he knows kung-fu, which pisses off chuck norris because he got his ass kicked by a rock smokin bruce lee in a pit of elephant feces, while watching your mom who forgeted two lesbian pigs in a bathtub of mouse urine mixed with fake monky blood bought from your dad's research shop in the land of oz, off a drug dealing tinman (who was in the middle of raping dorothy and lion) while watching the munchkins martar scarecrow and keanu reaves who still thinks he knows kung-fu, which pisses off chuck norris because he got his ass kicked by a rock smokin bruce lee in a pit of elephant feces, while watching your mom who forgeted two lesbian pigs in a bathtub of mouse urine mixed with fake monky blood bought from your dad's research shop in the land of oz, off a drug dealing tinman (who was in the middle of raping dorothy and lion) while watching the munchkins martar scarecrow and keanu reaves who still thinks he knows kung-fu, which pisses off chuck norris because he got his ass kicked by a rock smokin bruce lee in a pit of elephant feces, while watching your mom who forgeted two lesbian pigs in a bathtub of mouse urine mixed with fake monky blood bought from your dad's research shop in the land of oz, off a drug dealing tinman (who was in the middle of raping dorothy and lion) while watching the munchkins martar scarecrow and keanu reaves who still thinks he knows kung-fu, which pisses off chuck norris because he got his ass kicked by a rock smokin bruce lee in a pit of elephant feces, while watching your mom who forgeted two lesbian pigs in a bathtub of mouse urine mixed with fake monky blood bought from your dad's research shop in the land of oz, off a drug dealing tinman (who was in the middle of raping dorothy and lion) while watching the munchkins martar scarecrow and keanu reaves who still thinks he knows kung-fu, which pisses off chuck norris because he got his ass kicked by a rock smokin bruce lee in a pit of elephant feces, while watching your mom who forgeted two lesbian pigs in a bathtub of mouse urine mixed with fake monky blood bought from your dad's research shop in the land of oz, off a drug dealing tinman (who was in the middle of raping dorothy and lion) while watching the munchkins martar scarecrow and keanu reaves who still thinks he knows kung-fu, which pisses off chuck norris because he got his ass kicked by a rock smokin bruce lee in a pit of elephant feces, while watching your mom who forgeted two lesbian pigs in a bathtub of mouse urine mixed with fake monky blood bought from your dad's research shop in the land of oz, off a drug dealing tinman (who was in the middle of raping dorothy and lion) while watching the munchkins martar scarecrow and keanu reaves who still thinks he knows kung-fu, which pisses off chuck norris because he got his ass kicked by a rock smokin bruce lee in a pit of elephant feces, while watching your mom who forgeted two lesbian pigs in a bathtub of mouse urine mixed with fake monky blood bought from your dad's research shop in the land of oz, off a drug dealing tinman (who was in the middle of raping dorothy and lion) while watching the munchkins martar scarecrow and keanu reaves who still thinks he knows kung-fu, which pisses off chuck norris because he got his ass kicked by a rock smokin bruce lee in a pit of elephant feces, while watching your mom who forgeted two lesbian pigs in a bathtub of mouse urine mixed with fake monky blood bought from your dad's research shop in the land of oz, off a drug dealing tinman (who was in the middle of raping dorothy and lion) while watching the munchkins martar scarecrow and keanu reaves who still thinks he knows kung-fu, which pisses off chuck norris because he got his ass kicked by a rock smokin bruce lee in a pit of elephant feces, while watching your mom who forgeted two lesbian pigs in a bathtub of mouse urine mixed with fake monky blood bought from your dad's research shop in the land of oz, off a drug dealing tinman (who was in the middle of raping dorothy and lion) while watching the munchkins martar scarecrow and keanu reaves who still thinks he knows kung-fu, which pisses off chuck norris because he got his ass kicked by a rock smokin bruce lee in a pit of elephant feces, while watching your mom who forgeted two lesbian pigs in a bathtub of mouse urine mixed with fake monky blood bought from your dad's research shop in the land of oz, off a drug dealing tinman (who was in the middle of raping dorothy and lion) while watching the munchkins martar scarecrow and keanu reaves who still thinks he knows kung-fu, which pisses off chuck norris because he got his ass kicked by a rock smokin bruce lee in a pit of elephant feces, while watching your mom who forgeted two lesbian pigs in a bathtub of mouse urine mixed with fake monky blood bought from your dad's research shop in the land of oz, off a drug dealing tinman (who was in the middle of raping dorothy and lion) while watching the munchkins martar scarecrow and keanu reaves who still thinks he knows kung-fu, which pisses off chuck norris because he got his ass kicked by a rock smokin bruce lee in a pit of elephant feces, while watching your mom.
sry for the long post.

You get a STOOFOO (STFU) lol sry ;)

*Red Penguin inserts a PlayStation 98439848353456

maor

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you get a fart in the face
*maor inserts one shekel

You get a crazy version of Link

* GoronLeader inserts a Goron.

you get nothing with nothing on it with a pintch of nothing

* The Unknown inserts a hige velovity hard iron item.

you get a free pie!

* nige111 inserts a bag... with something disturbing in it...