Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[#Ravencroft]

You get betelgeuse

I insert Betelgeuse

[Ad Bot]

[Blockchip]

You get Betelgeuse

I insert Betelgeuse

I insert a space helmet

[Snaked_Snake]

You get sucked into the infinite void and die from lack of oxygen.

I insert the void.

[77x5ghost2]

you forgeted up the machine
gg

* 77x5ghost2 repairs the machine

[Snaked_Snake]

the machine doesn't dispense anything, because the fat bitch above didn't insert anything

* Snaked_Snake inserts painis cupcake

[Malleo100]

You get a cannibalistic soldier

Malleo100 insets an edgy backstory

[NotBomberguy]

you get edg edge and edgy

I insert a nuke

oh stuff I bumped this topic

[Blockchip]

the most recent post was less than a day old

It detonates and everyone dies.

I insert a heavenly chip

[Snaked_Snake]

It dispenses a Hellish chip.

* Snaked_Snake inserts the Hellish Chip

[Pngu12970]

you get sent to hell by the chip
i insert a crane

[Snaked_Snake]

The crane lifts up the vending machine from the inside, so it floats and releases all the wires and stuff inside it

* Snaked_Snake inserts the electronics (wires and all that)

-also use /me-

[Blockchip]

The machine sparks and sputters, but nothing comes out.

I insert a sheet of paper with "I refuse to use /me" written on it.

[SWAT One]

The vending machine sucker punches you with a giant robotic fist, breaking your jaw and skull and giving you a severe concussion.

* SWAT One inserts a dozen slinkies.

[Blockchip]

The vending machine gets arrested for assault before it can vend anything.

I insert a cosmic baked potato.

[Snaked_Snake]

The cosmic baked potato was used to bail the vending machine out, but he was gonna be released anyway cuz ur a cigaretteit, and it dispenses "use
 /me ya bich"

* Snaked_Snake inserts a Yamaha Pacific Guitar