Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Doorman]

ERROR 404

* Doorman inserts TDI.

[Ad Bot]

[wrothmonk]

the machine say please insert something or achmid will kill you

[KoopaScooper]

ERROR - Due to lack of idiot, and the fact he is a Ben 10 noob, he had put nothing in,

Achmid will kill you.

* KoopaScooper inserts baby brother Koopaling Tooplez.

[Talaford]

you get baby brother Tooplez Koopaling PANDA

* Talaford inserts spam

[KoopaScooper]

You get MEGA spam. Such as: YOU'VE WON A FREE TRIP TO THE BAHAMAS!!! OMG CLICK THIS EMAIL NOU!

* KoopaScooper inserts a Doppler RADAR.

[Moppy]

You get a super bump.

*inserts an 

[gotgass]

And gets its shoved up his ass 10 times in rapid succession.

inserts a condom with a hole in its tip along with a carrot filled with semen along with one dollar then runs away laughing

[General Nick]

The machine doesn't take sick-forget items, so instead of taking the carrot, the machine launches it in a bazooka up your ass.

* Gen. Nick inserts a picture of Gen. Nick laughing at above poster.

[Kalphiter]

You receive another question.

* Kalphiter  inserts a question containg this: I understood everything but what the hell is semen? I heard it when we learned it about STD's. WTF?

[Dr Bling]

You recieve a guide; "snake 101: How and When to use it."

* DrBling Inserts "junk"

[Khorde]

You get AOL.

*Khorde inserts a toenail.*

[Miga]

You've got Mail!

* Khorde inserts himself.

[MackTheHunter]

You become a headcrab.

*Hunter inserts his snake.

[blaman]

The machine rejects it and slaps you.

*Blaman inserts freshly caught children

[Miga]

You get buttsecks'd by creepbear.

* lolmiga inserts one of his six laptops