Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)

[Irishbandit]

The Machine regurgitates flesh and blood onto Netwars

*IrishBandit Inserts a crowbar

[Ad Bot]

[Netwars4]

the machine gives you electrocution

netwars4 inserts moneys

[cncwarlord]

the machine gives you a moldy cookie.

* cncwarlord inserts money

[Netwars4]

machine gives you a cake lie

net gives a net to the machine god.

[cncwarlord]

the machine god dies.

* cncwarlord inserts a emo into the vending machine.

[Netwars4]

the machine spits out a note: "an emo."

netwars puts in bush.

[pen]

you gets a wig!
*penthoplayer puts in a million bags of dung*

[NickTheSushi]

*you get Rykuta, Becca, TruBluRage, Lemur, and Lewnja*

*inserts 11 pennies*

[pen]

you get 11 bags of dung!
*inserts a corpse that had been shot to death with a minigun earlier that day*

[Poopiemonster]

you get shot too.

poopiemonster puts in a computer.

[Rubrick]

you get a type writer

*pico insets a chair*

[KoopaScooper]

You get a chair in your face.

Also, everyone on this page fails at [me]. Except cncwarlord.

* KoopaScooper inserts a Yellow-Chrome 1x1f round.

[Daedalus]

machine gives you a cake lie

net gives a net to the machine god.

Haha, the cake is a lie!

[Poopiemonster]

you get a cake in your face.

poopiemonster inserts 

[EvilMuffinZ]

You get back because the vending machine is on a diet and only accepts

* EvilMuffinZ  inserts a dollar