Stuff you learned from video games

[Zdonick]

I learned the sidestroke from LoZ Twilight Princess.
Really. I didn't know what it was called until my mom noticed.

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[Tony Sansony]

I learned that shooting a rocket launcher at the ground and jumping doesn't kill you,
That shooting a person with a shotgun blows them to guts from Quake :3,
That zombies are ALWAYS in Shopping malls, Subway tunnels, arise from radiation, and small creatures that come from outspace and take over your body after they kill you,
and That the Cake is a Lie.

[Brickman]

i learned from MOH Rising Sun that its fun to snipe ppls heads off :D

[Kyle Brickalo]

I learned from Blockland that the internet is full of idiots!

[Joltener]

how to drive a dirt bike

[CC]

The words "toggle"and "strafe."

[Dr.Pain]

I learned from this kiddish lego looking game called Blockland that some challenges aren't worth doing.

[General Omega]

I learned that if 12 people gang up on you that you can always stay and fight because you will just respawn in 5 seconds anyways.

[CapTMeaT]

I learned all about life from talking to people in blockland.

QFT

[Dr.Pain]

I learned that if 12 people gang up on you that you can always stay and fight because you will just respawn in 5 seconds anyways.

lol, but apparently, the host of the world forgot to include spawns :O

[Mr.Spork]

I learned that the main difference between Life and Video Games is that in life,it never lags.

[Bisjac]

to always place a flag, if you suspect there is a bomb there

[Falcondude]

A long time ago (before GBAs existed, and when I was a kid) I learned basic exponents from Mario Tennis (GBC). There was this one minigame where you'd get points for hitting the target, and the points would increase: 1, 2, 4, 8, 16, etc.

Oh, and various words from all kinds of games. I remember learning sidle from Windwaker.

[The Borg]

I learned all these things from twilight princess:

-Chickens with creepy humanoid heads are a godlike species

-Nintendo is incapable of leaving Ganondorf out of a legend of zelda game

-Female yetis have no arms

-Reekfish stew goes well with cheese and pumpkin

-evil shadow lords wear gay helmets

-slashing chickens too much will turn you into one

-telma has a huge rack

-twilight monsters have dreds

-giving up is the right thing to do

[chaseyqurt]

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