OMFG!! There was a giant spader in my house!

[Telly]

This isn't a joke this time, honest! That thing had to be at least two inches long!! IT WAS F***ING HUGE!!! It was a striped wolf spider, and it looked like this:

[Ad Bot]

[Azerath]

NO ONE CARES.

[Telly]

That's the point! I don't care if no one cares! It just makes me feel better to post it on the internet somewhere... Maybe I'll post it on neopets, or facebook. At least no one will criticize me....

[VerticalHorizon]

If I saw that thing in my house I would cripple and die.

[tails]

Me too D:

I HATE spiders

[Trigun]

I would show it my bb gun.

[Ethan]

Lol that's tiny.

[Lance]

I would trap it in a bottle and stuff in it.

[Trigun]

That is inhumane!

[zombie.cxnt]

That is inhumane!

It's a spider who cares if it's inhumane. If spiders were the size of houses they would kill us all what would you do look the other way?

[Lance]

Lol I make it die slowly

[Trigun]

That is inhumane!

It's a spider who cares if it's inhumane. If spiders were the size of houses they would kill us all what would you do look the other way?

I was refering to Lance.
Hell, I would shoot the spider.

[Junior]

how to shot web at spider

[Jaydee]

Spaders

lulz 

[Space Guy]

I've had two at least an inch and a half across and one an inch across in my bedroom. Why do they hate me?

Use technology. Vacuum cleaners work very well.