Fake thread, fake posts. It would be better if it was obviously a joke otherwise people think you're serious and a friend, then you turn around and say it's fake but it's a bit too late for that since everyone still thinks you're a friend. You can then say they're idiots for not knowing it was a joke but everyone will agree you're a stupid friend so it's only worsening the condition.
You laugh but in reality you die a little on the inside and you feel extremely sad for a few hours.
Fake edit: fakepost lol if you were believing what you were reading so far and thinking I was serious then I got you good