Author Topic: Guy admits to having love with over 1000 cars  (Read 3029 times)

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2000899/Man-admits-%27having-love%27-with-1,000-cars.html


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Edward Smith, who lives with his current "girlfriend" – a white Volkswagen Beetle named Vanilla, insisted that he was not "sick" and had no desire to change his ways.

"I appreciate beauty and I go a little bit beyond appreciating the beauty of a car only to the point of what I feel is an expression of love," he said.

"Maybe I'm a little bit off the wall but when I see movies like Herbie and Knight Rider, where cars become loveable, huggable characters it's just wonderful.

"I'm a romantic. I write poetry about cars, I sing to them and talk to them just like a girlfriend. I know what's in my heart and I have no desire to change."

He added: "I'm not sick and I don't want to hurt anyone, cars are just my preference."

Mr Smith, 57, first had love with a car at the age of 15, and claims he has never been attracted to women or men.


He spelt Knyte Rider wrong.

1000? he better get checked out...

I wonder how he has love with them.

If he inserts it into the muffler, then no wonder he has problems.

I wonder how he has love with them.

If he inserts it into the muffler, then no wonder he has problems.
Lol.

How else, though?

there is no way in hell he owns, or has ever owned up to 1000 cars.
and that means he wanders the city looking for your car to have love with during the night.

no that's not bird stuff on your windshield...


ITT: We discuss holes that may feel good if you stick your richard into it on a car.



ITT: We discuss holes that may feel good if you stick your richard into it on a car.
Drive Shaft!



If you have read the full article, you could have known that he mostly did it with cars in a showrooms, or other at other places, usually to complete strangers' cars.