Too bad I'm using Windows and that's how the menu is formatted.
Actually, no.
Traditionally, tutorials guide a user through menus using pseudo-arrows. For instance, "Help -> About Mozilla Firefox". In the actual menus, the submenus are not indented but broken up by frames. Also, the underline is used to designate a hotkey. If I had the "Help" menu open and press A, it would activate the About button.
So, unless your doing ASCII, those modifications were unnessicary and the whole "Pretend like I give a forget" act blows back in your face, making you a failure at trolling.
TL;DR: Kill yourself.