What's your problem? Your sensitive about everything. I meant you act as if that was the case, not that you said that. Why do you call everybody and everything a cigarette? It's like you call people a cigarette, in a way basically to mean stupid. Are you saying gays are stupid? Or do you mean the other idiotic definition?
I'm not 'sensitive about everything', as you put it. You acted like I cared about what I said, so I told you (in my own special way) that you were incorrect for thinking so and the thought process behind you thinking so was a hyper-active pusillanimous individual-gland in your brain that pumped out menustration juices 24/7, causing overreactive responses to common jokes.
As for your inquery on my second favorite word, go forget yourself. It's globalized that a cigarette is something unfavorable. Again, stop being such a hypersensitive friend and suck it up. I can use whatever word I want as a taunt and it doesn't need to fit in with your utopia's dictionary.
A friend can be put as a synonym for the words "Loser", "Failure", "Idiot", "Jack-Off", "Douche", "mondaymondaymonday" - Take your pick.
YOU LOSE. YOU WIN NOTHING. GOOD DAY, SIR.
