We have a lot of state/local ads right now. I loving lol'd at this ignorant motherforgeter:
"Brad Drake..
The only consistant conservative canidate for some remote-ass position no one cares about...
Brad Drake supports lowering Taxes.
He is also the only canidate for this position that has the Board of Something's approval,
and is very morally prominent.
Brad Drake supports Prayer in our schools."
I turned to my mother-dearest and said "Welp, he has my vote." We both giggle-snorted.