Reply to Captain Jack's Half Life 1 topic

[Spenny]

I spent a good 15 minutes on this and DAMN IT I'M GOING TO POST IT

this guy is so stupid this is the real story eh ehm
You start off in Black mesa Table(Seriously, "Mesa" is "Table" in Spanish) a testing place and you are in a train first and it takes up to 5~10 minutes for the train to make its stop then theres a police officer named Barney(Barney is awesome. :D) he will open the train door for you and he will also open the door to Black mesaTable and then you get in get your half life suit Hazardous Environment Suit (HEV Suit)  witch is pretty awesome then you have to do a test for black mesa some crystals from a alien planet Border world called XEN you put it in the chamber then a lot of stuff goes wrong aliens start attacking the earth and its up to you to stop the aliens from destroying the whole world now your first weapon will be a crowbar then you get a pistol then a shotgun some where around the story you get a cross bow MP5 rocket launcher(Where do they sell Crossbowmp5Rocket Launchers? I want one.) then some lil alien things to throw at ppl people and they start attacking every thing even you and theres grernades manual grernads some things you put on the wall and when someone passes it they will blow up like hell(Tripmines you dumbforget.) and theres some bosses the game was created by VALVE they created portal HL2 team fortresses 2 counter strike SOURCE and yata blahblah so at some parts of the game you will see a hold (What the forget?) man named GMAN(Technically his name isn't Gman.) hes kinda the enemy(No, he's not really.) hes just doing crap(Pronounced: Observing.) while you are trying to save the world he is a bitch when you really need him and all bec (?!?!?!) hes like some super dude and you have to fight the army they were sent by the preseident to kill every one that was incvolved with the project and at the end you will pick to help the worlrd once again or DIE! your get these optisons from you guessed who the bitch gman sorry if i spelled a lot wrong )= P.S. yuou (Credit, though, you didn't spell it "u.") can play multi player and theres a lot of mods for the game

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[Spenny]

Also for future reference.

http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=42809.msg661918#msg661918

[Headcrab Zombie]

Did you really have to make a new topic?

[Spenny]

Old one was locked.

[Osak]

DAblock is n00bish for saying spoilers.

[Marcem]

I PM'd Jack on how old he is, and he never replied, and I asked him his age on a server, and he just left, he thinks that's personal info, who can tell who you are by your age?

[Osak]

I PM'd Jack on how old he is, and he never replied, and I asked him his age on a server, and he just left, he thinks that's personal info, who can tell who you are by your age?

People who have terrible grammar and terrible spelling.

[Marcem]

What?

[Osak]

What?

I was replying to this quote below me

who can tell who you are by your age?

Sorry if I had offended you.

[Spenny]

I don't get the connection between somebody's identity and their age/(lack of) grammar.

[General Omega]

They do not teach language conventions in Pre-K.

[DABlock]

I spent a good 15 minutes on this and DAMN IT I'M GOING TO POST IT

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thank you for redoing the post i posted i was tired and i was like he lets look at the games an di was like O.o halflife sweet i played this game i beat it like 50 times got bord so i used cheats to beat it then half life 2 *SKIPED* the cheats are ok first you go to the controles and put in the console like in blockland but you have to input it in half-life then you PREES THIS BOTTON RIGHT BESIDE THE 1 ` <--THAT BUTTON ok then type sv_cheats 1then type god for god mode then impules 101 for weapons and noclip is for like droping the camera at the player on blockland and for low or higher gravity sv_gravity 100 or any thing you want it to be like 100000 will kill you wen ou jump now thats the cheats if yuo want to be a noobing cheater these cheats will not work in multi player

[Explosivo]

You could of PMed me but noo you had to start a topic

[DABlock]

I spent a good 15 minutes on this and DAMN IT I'M GOING TO POST IT

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sorry for the duble post its that you need expaniton sorry if i spelled it rong i dont have any time for that ................ i give this great game 10/10 bec its awesome

[Explosivo]

Lock this topic and NEXT TIME PM ME