The world is safe

[Spation]

It's not as funny as you think.

[Ad Bot]

[Illidan]

I'm curious now. :\

[chaseyqurt]

You guys need to learn how to read 


"Hard-On" Collider


Hard-On  = B.... I would rather have you guys find out for your selves.

[Aphtonites]

Ohsht, tommorow is doomsday day D:

[Antallion]

He have a sub at our school who looks like Gordon Freeman. We  only know him as Mr. H, but we call him Mr F and ask him if he'll sign our crowbar.

[Spation]

Ohsht, tommorow is doomsday day D:

I thought they were doing it in "6 days" on Friday, thus meaning Thursday?

[Space Guy]

If the world is destroyed in the next week and both of us are killed, I'll give you £10.

[Spation]

If the world is destroyed in the next week and both of us are killed, I'll give you £10.

That sounds fair. You're on!

[NickTheSushi]

What if we live liek dem rebels and we acompany Mr Freeman fighting Combine for lulz?

(I'm relly just being stupid but hey, you never know.)

[chaseyqurt]

What if we live liek dem rebels and we acompany Mr Freeman fighting Combine for lulz?

(I'm relly just being stupid but hey, you never know.)

Man I get dem Ar3s and eat hunters with my bare hands rawr!

[rawrman]

[Muffinmix]

"I may not be an expert in the field, as in I don't have a loving clue what I'm talking about, but I'm pretty sure this Large Hard-on thing is a gateway to satan and we're all going to hell!

Scientists have always been, you know, sneaky and stuff and doing stuff I can't possibly understand due to my short term memory and extremely short attention span, so I bet they're devising some pure evil stuff and they're going to kill us all and themselves and stuff in the name of their witchcraft science! Also my horoscope for the day says I'm a pretty pony and planets are actually gods that do stuff, big round gods!

Oh yeah also I predict we're all going to die in 2010, and if not 2012 I guess since it's popular but it was predicted by aztec scientists and they can go forget themselves. Anyways who wants to come live with me in a cave for several months and then commit Self Delete to survive 2010? I'll be there for sure if the place has cable so I can watch Oprah"

I think this is an accurate summation of what doomsayers are all about.

[Chrono]

"I may not be an expert in the field, as in I don't have a loving clue what I'm talking about, but I'm pretty sure this Large Hard-on thing is a gateway to satan and we're all going to hell!

Scientists have always been, you know, sneaky and stuff and doing stuff I can't possibly understand due to my short term memory and extremely short attention span, so I bet they're devising some pure evil stuff and they're going to kill us all and themselves and stuff in the name of their witchcraft science! Also my horoscope for the day says I'm a pretty pony and planets are actually gods that do stuff, big round gods!

Oh yeah also I predict we're all going to die in 2010, and if not 2012 I guess since it's popular but it was predicted by aztec scientists and they can go forget themselves. Anyways who wants to come live with me in a cave for several months and then commit Self Delete to survive 2010? I'll be there for sure if the place has cable so I can watch Oprah"

I think this is an accurate summation of what doomsayers are all about.

*reads*
For those who "tl;dr":
People who think the world is going to end are like people who say "I have no idea what can actually happen, and they do, I'm going to assume it's evil."

[Menen]

Omg Gordon Freeman AND Gman!

:O Gmod Cast attack (i know gordon freeman is Half Life)

[Ghoul]

That guy looks like my soon-to-be uncle.