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[Panterra8905]

there was a dog in the middle of the road. a guy was speeding down the black road towards the black dog. all of the street lights were turned off. the guy swerved and missed the dog barely at the last second. How can this be?

It was during the day.

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[spartan 911]

panterra got it right.

[FlyGuy45]

Three cats.

Please stick to original riddles, not ones that are common.

how.

[laremere]

By making them up, it's not hard...



What bell do you ring, but intend to never hear?

[Reactor Worker]

By making them up, it's not hard...



What bell do you ring, but intend to never hear?

Door bell?

[laremere]

umm, that works, kinda, but no.  It is rare that you ever hear it when you ring it, though not rare when others ring it.

[Falcondude]

The phrase "that rings a bell" ?

[Monty]

What bell do you ring, but intend to never hear?

The knell that summons thee to heaven or hell.

[Space Guy]

[zuffer]

You sit in a car. A pig is in front of you and is running in the exact speed as you. Behind you there is a helicopter in ground level and is after you and is also as fast as your car. Right next to you there is a horse and the horse is also as fast as your car.   
                           
                           Where are you?

[Space Guy]

In a car?

In a car, located in some weird safari place with helicopter guards?

[Bushido]

A video game?

A toy in a kid's bedroom?

Some crazy farm?

[General Omega]

You sit in a car. A pig is in front of you and is running in the exact speed as you. Behind you there is a helicopter in ground level and is after you and is also as fast as your car. Right next to you there is a horse and the horse is also as fast as your car.   
                           
                           Where are you?

Joke answer: In your room smoking something.
Real answer:

For the last riddle, it is a funeral bell. Monty was close with the "for whom the bell tolls" thing.

[tails]

I AM STANDING NORTH EAST AND I STEP DOWNWARDS AND JUMP THROUGH A TIME VORTEX
WHERE AM I STANDING NOW

[General Omega]

I AM STANDING NORTH EAST AND I STEP DOWNWARDS AND JUMP THROUGH A TIME VORTEX
WHERE AM I STANDING NOW

Your not, You just jumped into a god damn time vortex and got disintegrated to bewm. Yay hard to read sentences