I have no friends.....

[Doorman]

nu i am winnar

[Ad Bot]

[General Omega]

I be winrar

[Doorman]

Answer this and you are the winnar:

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of water. The bartender instead points a gun at the guy's head. The guy shakes his hand a leaves. What happened?

[General Omega]

He got owned. Now I win since you did not say I had to answer correctly. Proof of said loophole:

Answer this and you are the winnar:

[Doorman]

He got owned. Now I win since you did not say I had to answer correctly. Proof of said loophole:

forget you, you know what i meant, now answer it correctly...

[tails]

Answer this and you are the winnar:

WE DON'T SELL NO WATER HERE

THIS BE THE DESERT, WE SELL SAND, BOY.

[Doorman]

WE DON'T SELL NO WATER HERE

THIS BE THE DESERT, WE SELL SAND, BOY.

Nope. :P

[General Omega]

No, I found a loophole and now your just pissed that I used it. I win. Extreamly off topic this topic has gotten. Now lets go off topic of being off topic.

[Doorman]

No, I found a loophole and now your just pissed that I used it. I win.

No.

[General Nick]

So a-...Oh, wait hold on a second. (Looks around).

Okay so there's this Jewish guy-

Jewish Person: (Appears out of nowhere) Hey guys, what's going on?

Oh...um...nothing, just telling a joke. So the guy asks the bartender for a drink, and he pays his tab, and he leaves a normal, human being like everyone else.

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NO U

[Doorman]

So a-...Oh, wait hold on a second. (Looks around).

Okay so there's this Jewish guy-

Jewish Person: (Appears out of nowhere) Hey guys, what's going on?

Oh...um...nothing, just telling a joke. So the guy asks the bartender for a drink, and he pays his tab, and he leaves a normal, human being like everyone else.

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NO U

No! Not even close.

[General Omega]

I win. We are possibly pissing everyone off because we have about 2 pages of our arguments.

[Doorman]

I win. We are possibly pissing everyone off because we have about 2 pages of our arguments.

Osht, I just realised that. iLol'd and you lose for not doing it correctly. :P

[General Omega]

I win by loop hole. Face it.

[Doorman]

I win by loop hole. Face it.

Loop hole=exist
uwin=fail