Author Topic: D*** mower... (Read 1517 times)

Bri2.0 · September 28, 2008, 04:32:11 PM

Today, at about 2:00, i had to mow the lawn, now i think that my mower is out for my own destruction...
First, the mower would die every other second (its new, what the hell?)
When i started it back up, the string to bring it back to life would smack me in the face once, take off my headphones the next time, then snap me in the hand, getting it tangled,
Is it just me or am i just a klutz? i think its the second answer...

Discuss stupid anaemic objects here:

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Cuda007 · September 28, 2008, 04:34:17 PM

Hell my push won't loving start, and my riding my sis pulled back on her, and got her foot stuck it and killed the starter, luckly she wasn't hurt too badly.

psygo · September 28, 2008, 04:36:23 PM

Quote from: Bri2.0 on September 28, 2008, 04:32:11 PM

First, the mower would die every other second (its new, what the hell?)

If it's new, there should be a gas thing where you hold, try pressing it.

General Omega · September 28, 2008, 04:38:30 PM

Did you:

Prime it?
put gas in it?
make sure it was not used before?
check to see if it has a working engine?

psygo · September 28, 2008, 04:40:28 PM

Quote from: General Omega on September 28, 2008, 04:38:30 PM

Did you:

Prime it?
put gas in it?
make sure it was not used before?
check to see if it has a working engine?

Like he knows how to do any of that? Also, make sure you didn't put diesel in it if it doesn't run on diesel, it would kill it at first run.

Jaymz · September 28, 2008, 05:52:51 PM

I have a 100 loving pound push mower with a massive back yard.

Stop complaining.

waterboy · September 28, 2008, 07:00:50 PM

Quote from: Jaymz on September 28, 2008, 05:52:51 PM

I have a 100 loving pound push mower with a massive back yard.

Stop complaining.

But can it crush cars?

Jaymz · September 28, 2008, 08:09:58 PM

no D:

General Omega · September 28, 2008, 08:29:46 PM

Quote from: psygo on September 28, 2008, 04:40:28 PM

Like he knows how to do any of that? Also, make sure you didn't put diesel in it if it doesn't run on diesel, it would kill it at first run.

Who is dumb enough to put diesel in a mower? Who is dumb enough to make a diesel mower?

tails · September 28, 2008, 08:48:13 PM

Thats not BriGuy, Right?

Mr_Grinch14 · September 28, 2008, 09:16:42 PM

Quote from: Cuda007 on September 28, 2008, 04:34:17 PM

Hell my push won't loving start, and my riding my sis pulled back on her, and got her foot stuck it and killed the starter, luckly she wasn't hurt too badly.

Damn it i hate it when i kill the starter!

(Joke)

tapemaster21 · September 28, 2008, 10:18:02 PM

Quote from: General Omega on September 28, 2008, 08:29:46 PM

Who is dumb enough to put diesel in a mower? Who is dumb enough to make a diesel mower?

There is such thing as a diesel mower. It sounds burly.