Discribe Jesus's Computer

[Shinji]

Jesus has windows PX.

[Ad Bot]

[*Magick* Mage]

His computer can turn into a puppy ^-^ ....and a cookie! 

[Kalphiter]

His computer is Earth as described by HHGTTG. So powerful that it knows the meaning of life and is research in and of itself.

The meaning of life is 42.

Jesus' computer can calculate the universal answer in less then 7.5 years!

[Monty]

I guess you guys don't realise that there is no meaning of life if you don't give yourself one. Mine's to eat bread and be an ass.

[Muzzles56]

Jesus has Sky HD TV on his computer for life for FREE

[vv45689]

it has an automated bell so good angles get their wing faster! oh and has a party function

[Monty]

Damnit, why do you have to use those gay images? They're cheap and horrible, and make you a friend. This isn't Roblox, go do it there.

[vv45689]

Damnit, why do you have to use those gay images? They're cheap and horrible, and make you a friend. This isn't Roblox, go do it there.

fine GOD!

[Starcraftman]

His monitors resolution is 1920000x1200000.

[|Shadow]

His tech-support is God.

[Diargon]

He doesn't need tech-support

[Shinji]

fine GOD!

you're not funny.

[TruBluRage]

Jesus doesn't have to Meta-game TF2 or Cheat to get all the Achievements under 1 Hour.
Crysis doesn't run on Jesus's Computer. Jesus's Computer Runs on Crysis. (Yes, it's so epic it makes no sense)

[chaseyqurt]

Jesus doesn't have to Meta-game TF2 or Cheat to get all the Achievements under 1 Hour.
Crysis doesn't run on Jesus's Computer. Jesus's Computer Runs on Crysis. (Yes, it's so epic it makes no sense)

No.

[Netwars4]

jesus has an extra CD tray for bread and wine.