Discribe Jesus's Computer

[IcyGamma]

Awkward

[Ad Bot]

[Ector]

No.

Yes

[Creola]

his music is prayers :D

[Niblic]

He has Infinity RAM

He can explain the history of everything to all his MSN doods in 2 minutes.

[Digmaster]

He has 6700000000.2 Surround sound. That second sub-woofer is just because he's epic (World population, FTW)

[Creola]

he has software to get a free Blockland key under 101 :D

[NickTheSushi]

he has software to get a free Blockland key under 0 :D

He can run 1337 Blocklands. At once. And play them all, at once.



 

[Netwars4]

he made pixels repesent individual people
that is why internet is colorful!
(blue people?)

[*Magick* Mage]

Jesus's computer can run vista without crashing......now THATS a miracle! 

[Netwars4]

His computer is capable of closing C://Chuck_Norris

[SirThom]

He puts the holy ones in C://TheBook.exe

[Shabach]

When his computer does crash, Construction workers actually start working.

Wow, I guess that'll never happen!

[Netwars4]

When his computer does crash, Construction workers actually start working.

Wow, I guess that'll never happen!

lolwut?

[Shabach]

have you ever actually SEEN construction workers working? I normally see them just standing around or something.

EDIT:  also, what's up with the avatar? Kinduh dark/cynical maybe?

[Netwars4]

think about the people in movies
the ones that look for immortality always end up getting killed.