Author Topic: Discribe Jesus's Computer  (Read 25441 times)

At any speed. O.O
God: -Fap fap fap-

God's computer can do anything. Stop talking about it.


The whole universe is just him playing spore

he needs not a computer


Jesus's computer is so awesome,it has a shortcut to Blockland on the desktop.


He has a copy of Blockland v32 on his comoy, and his ID is 0000.

When he googles for research, he gets laid.

Jeez, Mister Serious.

Did someone piss in your coffee this morning?
I felt like correcting you. :D


When he googles for research, he gets laid.

Jesus doesn't need to google for research for that to happen...

The ability is still on his computer though.

Jesus IS A computer. period

Jesus's self computer ha the following games : DOOM II: Hell On Earth
Hell V.S Heaven
Warhammer 40K: Sons of Jesus
Holy War 3: Lands of the Exodus
and pretty much all the games in the universe. Even the ones aliens have in different dimensions.