Author Topic: Discribe Jesus's Computer (Read 25443 times)

Stratofortress · September 30, 2008, 05:42:40 PM

His computer is also his PlayStation 9.

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Reactor Worker · September 30, 2008, 06:04:32 PM

It never becomes outdated as it is constantly being reborn. Now that would be a miracle...

Teal · September 30, 2008, 09:33:22 PM

He gets 100000000000000000000000 mb per second download rate. D:

I jealous.

infomaniac · September 30, 2008, 10:00:19 PM

you open it and its another universe filled full or parts :O!

MrCookie · September 30, 2008, 10:32:36 PM

His Desktop is the world.

Azerath · October 01, 2008, 09:56:56 AM

His computer is also a toilet.

Aphtonites · October 01, 2008, 02:13:13 PM

We're all files on his computer, when he drags a file into the recycle bin, a person goes into hospital, when he clears the bin, the person dies.

Monty · October 01, 2008, 02:37:13 PM

He has subatomic transistors making the memory.

NickTheSushi · October 01, 2008, 04:17:12 PM

When he makes a new folder, a baby is born. When he fills the folder, the person grows up.

Maxwell · October 01, 2008, 04:40:22 PM

Jesus's computer can hack into any computer under 0.1seconds.

NickTheSushi · October 01, 2008, 04:50:02 PM

Jesus's computer can hack into any computer under 0.00001seconds.

General Nick · October 01, 2008, 06:52:25 PM

Jesus doesn't need a mouse or keyboard.

He uses his MIND.

Ladios · October 01, 2008, 08:05:28 PM

9. He is the Task Manager

I apologized, but that win completely covered up the rest of the thread.

Maxwell · October 01, 2008, 08:28:22 PM

Your thinking of GOD.

General Omega · October 01, 2008, 09:25:18 PM

His computer is Earth as described by HHGTTG. So powerful that it knows the meaning of life and is research in and of itself.