Author Topic: Discribe Jesus's Computer (Read 25207 times)

NickTheSushi · September 30, 2008, 07:55:55 AM

He is his own Tech Support.

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Jervan · September 30, 2008, 09:28:53 AM

Anyone want to steal it? >:D

NickTheSushi · September 30, 2008, 09:59:00 AM

His graphics card is so good, he can run fifteen games at once.

MrCookie · September 30, 2008, 12:16:49 PM

Core 1337 Processor

1337 TB Hard Drive and Ram.

He has no keyboard, he just thinks of the word.

NickTheSushi · September 30, 2008, 12:28:07 PM

I bet he is Badspot.

n0cturni · September 30, 2008, 12:37:06 PM

It can do this.

NickTheSushi · September 30, 2008, 12:39:27 PM

It can do this.

Its how he moves stuff :o

and when he makes tornados, he drags thems around.

zombie.cxnt · September 30, 2008, 12:52:03 PM

He has anti spam, who ever sends him spam goes to hell.

Spation · September 30, 2008, 01:06:29 PM

It doesn't crash every day.

Aphtonites · September 30, 2008, 03:54:37 PM

He plays DOOM II - HELL ON EARTH On his PC.

Marcem · September 30, 2008, 04:47:25 PM

He plays DOOM II - HELL ON EARTH On his PC.

... at 1,000,000 FPS, when 1,000 windows of it are up.

Monty · September 30, 2008, 04:49:05 PM

Jesus' computer doesn't even have a frame rate, and it's internals are regulated at 0 degrees kelvin, to induce gigaconductivity.

NickTheSushi · September 30, 2008, 05:04:04 PM

He plays DOOM III - EARTH ON HELL On his PC.

threequil

Stratofortress · September 30, 2008, 05:18:57 PM

Its a Mac :O

Monty · September 30, 2008, 05:27:36 PM

Its a Mac :O

No, it's of no brand, since Jesus gathered energy from across the universe to compress it into the matter that constructs his computer.