Author Topic: Discribe Jesus's Computer (Read 25437 times)

Stratofortress · September 29, 2008, 09:50:23 PM

Dont say "HE HAS INFINITIVE RAM", put it in diffrent terms like "When you open the cover, you see a hallway of Ram cards."
Start
1.It's firewall, IS A REAL FIRE WALL.
2.He doesnt use aimbot, HE IS AIMBOT.

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Falcondude · September 29, 2008, 09:51:58 PM

3. His cooling system uses HOLY WATER

Trigun · September 29, 2008, 09:56:05 PM

4. His desktop HAS A PICTURE OF THE VIRGIN MARY ON IT.
5. His monitor CAN STRETCH TO ANY SIZE.

SuperSnake117 · September 29, 2008, 09:57:42 PM

6. His virus protector can smite viruses.

Stratofortress · September 29, 2008, 10:01:52 PM

7.~~They say his internet is soo fast, He's already at the website before he can think about it :D~~
He dosent use internet, HE IS INTERNET.

Skele · September 29, 2008, 10:12:22 PM

8. The system admin is God.

Teal · September 29, 2008, 10:16:49 PM

9. He is the Task Manager

Colten · September 29, 2008, 10:18:48 PM

10. His Documents are the Bible

Dread · September 29, 2008, 10:32:21 PM

11. Jesus's computer runs on THE PRAYERS OF COUNTLESS LOST SOULS

Stratofortress · September 29, 2008, 10:34:29 PM

I was hoping to make his CPU more epic but ok :D

Jervan · September 29, 2008, 10:42:05 PM

HIS FAN IS PLANETERY BALANCE OF THE UNIVERSE(S)!!

HIS CASING IS SPONGEY!!

Builder · September 29, 2008, 10:51:48 PM

He has Intel Jesus with 1 core running at PWN.

Chrono · September 29, 2008, 10:57:18 PM

He can run 100 windows of Crysis on max.

Ethan · September 30, 2008, 03:31:17 AM

Quote from: Chrono on September 29, 2008, 10:57:18 PM

He can run 1000 windows of Crysis on max.

Dr Bling · September 30, 2008, 07:47:24 AM

His recycling bin sends things to hell :D