Discribe Jesus's Computer

[Chrono]

Jesus's computer has a 3d model of every human being, naked and full animation possiblities. D:

[Ad Bot]

[subzeroten]

When he makes a new folder, a baby is born. When he fills the folder, the person grows fat.

[SuperSnake117]

He has the following programs on his Desktop and more: Being Creator v5, Weather Manager v7, Control the Future v2.3, Space Editor v15, Planet Generator v13 and Bad Luck Control v5.

[Colten]

His computer doesnt exist. Osht

[Bushido]

No, it's of no brand, since Jesus gathered energy from across the universe to compress it into the matter that constructs his computer.

It's a mac dualbooted into GODAWESOME 13.80.

He also plays too much Spore.

[Chrono]

It's a mac dualbooted into GODAWESOME 13.80.

He also plays too much Spore.

I find it funny how his creatures created a Spore game of their own. o.o

[Randomguy]

I find it funny how his creatures created a Spore game of their own. o.o

Maybe the Spore creatures will create a video game while we aren't looking...

[Chrono]

Wow, that would be epic. o.o
Edit: Then again, look how long it took us creatures to start making games.

[WRB852]

He gets 100000000000000000000000 mb per second download rate. D:

I jealous.

Ok, there isn't even a measurement for that big. That's 100,000 yottabytes which is more than has ever gone through the internet. Pointless feature is pointless.

[DrMobius]

He doesn't get bluescreen.

[Junior]

HE HAS INFINITIVE RAM... Someone had to do it.

[Teal]

Ok, there isn't even a measurement for that big. That's 100,000 yottabytes which is more than has ever gone through the internet. Pointless feature is pointless.

Jeez, Mister Serious.

Did someone piss in your coffee this morning?

[spartan 911]

he has a virtual simulator hooked up to the computer that can do anything

[qevil]

his pc is so powerful no one can describe it.

[Chrono]

he has a virtual simulator hooked up to the computer that can do anything

At any speed. O.O