Chuck Norris.

[Stratofortress]

When Chuck Norris dies, 2 more are born.

[Ad Bot]

[Doorman]

when Chuck Norris gets angry, it is the end of the world.

[Feep]

Some kids piss their name in snow, chuck norris can piss his name in concrete.

[Doorman]

When Chuck Norris goes swimming in the ocean, he causes currents.

[Spenny]

Rug beat me, but I feel obliged to add my input.


Chuck Norris jokes are older than the internet.

[SuperSnake117]

Ghosts don't scare Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris scares them.

[IsaacKronenFaust]

Chuck Norris can run around the world and punch himself in the back.

[TapeDeck]

For thanksgiving, Chuck Norris's wife got a live turkey.  She put it on the table so she could get the things to kill it.  Chuck Norris swallows it whole, and 30 seconds later, spits it out, fully cooked and stuffed.  She asked "How did you do that?" and he roundhouse kicked her in the face and said "BITCH, DONT QUESTION CHUCK NORRIS!!!"

[Tylale]

Chuck Norris can put a brick inside a brick.
He has a fist in his beard.

[Netwars4]

When Chuck Norris dies, 2 more are born.

the only way chuck norris can die is if he roundhouse kicks himself, thus doing so.. he would create a loophole in the time/space continuum.. causing all of existence to stop.

but yet still 2 more chuck norrisi are born.

[Stratofortress]

BlendTec Blenders cant blend Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can eat water.

[Feep]

chuck norris can speak braille

Chuck doesnt consider it love, unless the women doesn't survive.

[oromis]

Chuck Norris jokes are older than the internet.

But Chuck Norris is so awesome that it doesn't matter.

It is not the weapon that the user holds, it's Chuck Norris that kills you without a weapon.

[thechaotic1]

in Soviet Russia Chuck Norris will still kick your butt

[Thorax]

-When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 9000!!!!!

Chuck Norris had the great idea to bottle and sell his urine. We know this substance as "RedBull".