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Chuck norris can Rape a guy and not be considered gay.   XD

Chuck norris can Rape a guy and not be considered gay.   XD
That sucked.



You suck.

Chuck Norris brand toilet paper was a complete failure only because it wouldn't take stuff from anyone.

chuck norris uses a cheese grater to wipe his ass

chuck norris uses a cheese grater to wipe his ass
Wrong. He uses chain.

Nick is sick of all the Chuck Norris jokes.

Don't see anyone making any Jackie Chan jokes.

Some say there is a man on the moon... that is Jackie Chan.


If Chuck Norris gets into a car accedent with you, you have to pay the repair bill because the insurance wont cover acts of god.


Wow. What is that about?



Some say there is a man on the moon... that is Jackie Chan.
No, that's Andy Kaufman.

Real story, movie, or REM song?

They all rock.