Chuck Norris.

[Kevin The Cop]

I love this topic :D

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[Sir Jordos]

Chuck Norris has BL ID # 1337







Two 1337 Chuck Norris Cards The last one is random lol

[Bones4]

[n0cturni]

lol, bones.

[Jaymz]

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Lock this thread. Nothing better can happen.

[Fizzles]

Chuck Norris doesn't use a condom because nothing can protect you from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
Some say god created Chuck Norris in his image, but their wrong Chuck Norris created god in his image.
Jesus can walk on water, well Chuck Norris can swim through land.
The only reason Chuck Norris has love with men is because he's ran out of women.
Chuck Norris was the 1st man on mars, that's why theirs no found life.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light, not because he's afraid of the dark, because the dark is afraid of him.

That's all I can think of off the top of my mind right now.

[Fizzles]

Double toast / bump

Chuck Norris doesn't T-Bag, He Potato-Sacks

[Stealthy Meatloaf]

-Chuck Norris talks in 4th person.
-The Boogeyman checks his closet and under his bed every night for Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris doesn't defeat Dragon, he IS Dragon.
-Chuck Norris gives the a hunch.
-Iced tea isn't Iced tea. It's Iced Norris.
-Steve Urkel can't beat Chuck in an arm wrestle. He can't imagine it.
-WiFi is better than a dog. It is Chuck. It is EPIC!
-Russia can wrap around Chuck, but it is to scared to.
-Chuck Norris-Impossible to ground out.
-Chuck Norris doesn't keep track of time. He doesn't need to. He is EPIC!

[Fizzles]

Those were all retarted...

Chuck Norris does not have a coffee maker, He grinds the coffee beans with his teeth and boils them out of rage

[FF]

Someone make something involving Soviet Russia and Chuck Norris. Paradox time.

[Ghoul]

Chuck Norris can't die, and it's not because he's immortal. It's because NOTHING, not even age, can even come close to hurting him!

[Phone]

because he's made out of magic cow farts

[Ronin]

Bones, please.


Just stop posting.

[lego man]

-chuck norris once shot down a german fokker in world war 2 by pointing his fingers at it and saying (bang)
-chuck norris has a vacation home on the sun
-on chuck norris's birthday, one lucky kid gets thrown into the sun

[Fizzles]

Chuck Norris doesn't T-Bag, He Potato-Sacks

I still love this one