Idiots at Your school

[MrCookie]

MrCookie, do I know you...?

Live in Canada?

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[Miga]

Some guy was masturbating in our classroom, and you could see the desk getting more shaky, then out of nowhere, he starts moaning in the middle of the classroom, and gets caught by the teacher for masturbating. While he was getting in trouble, we watched as his pants got wet with cum. It was hilarious. He got sent home to get a new pair of pants.

That, and some person came to school and did drugs in the teachers plain sight.

[NickTheSushi]

One of the idiots in my class named Jordan, damn is he one stupid forget. He tried to argue with me about a science theory, forgot which, with the history of rice pudding. Seriously, he did. Once he also filled his locker with jello because he said it was 'Good.' I've also been put into many freaking projects with this moron which majorly pisses me off because he comes over saying that he will do everything and anything, and then walks off to talk to someone he thinks is his friend.

No one likes him.

[IceBlue]

There was this one forgetign piss head at my school. He was truly a handicap. He called me a friend so I called him a facist hypocrit. He cried and I got a detention,.

[Teal]

There's this one fat mexican girl.

She thinks she's sooo hawwwtt and pretty.

Then one day, when she came to class,

About... I don't know, 3 mins after a lesson was done, her desk collapsed and she couldn't get up by herself.

[Spation]

Got reading age of 7 when you're actually 13?

Someone in my English does.

[General 62]

One of the idiots in my class named Jordan, damn is he one stupid forget. He tried to argue with me about a science theory, forgot which, with the history of rice pudding. Seriously, he did. Once he also filled his locker with jello because he said it was 'Good.' I've also been put into many freaking projects with this moron which majorly pisses me off because he comes over saying that he will do everything and anything, and then walks off to talk to someone he thinks his is friend.

No one likes him.

Is he in to magic tricks? If so I think I know him.

[|Shadow]

...he thinks his is friend...

"His is" ?

[BrofOrange]

Anyone live in Jacksonville Florida?

[NotInsaneChef]

once some guy in my food tech class squirted a fire extinguisher in his face
then another guy squirted it everywhere just as the principle came in, LOL

we also used to play "who can should carrot the loudest" in maths.

[TheLegomaster]

once some guy in my food tech class squirted a fire extinguisher in his face
then another guy squirted it everywhere just as the principle came in, LOL

Lol.
I bought a new long scarf (about 6 meters, I love long scarfs),
I wore it to school today.
A teacher was sick so we had 50 min to hang around in the canteen, outside or to go
to the McDonalds and stuff.
I was in the canteen, some girls from my class were sitting there watching people play
ping-pong.
I wrapped my scarf around my head, and started walking towards them as a mummie.
Then I got pwnt.
One of the girls accidentally pushed me backwards and I fell over.
BANGI fell on a table, which collapsed.
She did apologize afterwards.
Conclusion: I got pwnt.

[BrofOrange]

Lol.
I bought a new long scarf (about 6 meters, I love long scarfs),
I wore it to school today.
A teacher was sick so we had 50 min to hang around in the canteen, outside or to go
to the McDonalds and stuff.
I was in the canteen, some girls from my class were sitting there watching people play
ping-pong.
I wrapped my scarf around my head, and started walking towards them as a mummie.
Then I got pwnt.
One of the girls accidentally pushed me backwards and I fell over.
BANGI fell on a table, which collapsed.
She did apologize afterwards.
Conclusion: I got pwnt. By a girl.

Fixed.

[Chrono]

handicap asks: "What shape is this?"
Math teacher answers: "It's a trapezoid."
handicap shouts back: "No its not!"
Me and Math teacher get confused.
Me thinks: 'Wow...'

[TheLegomaster]

handicap asks: "What shape is this?"
Math teacher answers: "It's a trapezoid."
handicap shouts back: "No its not!"
Me and Math teacher get confused.
Me thinks: 'Wow...'

Wut?
Why did the handicap ask it then?
     >_<
Confuzed

[Chrono]

Me and Math teacher get confused.