Author Topic: Some Religious Chat-thing  (Read 4442 times)

If you're religious, I really don't suggest reading this topic.

Okay so, I was on a website and this "jesus christ" ad appeared.  I clicked it thinking I might get a few laughs out off of the site, but it turned out to be even better, some religious chat room thing where you're messeging a missionary or something.  So I went in and decided to forget with some people, and something like this happened:

The X Man: WAZZUP
Some dude: I'm fine, how about you
The X Man: gud
Some dude: how may I help you today?
The X Man: y dint god save jesus
Some dude: That's an excelent question!
Some dude: (I don't remember what he said, it was some bullstuff about sins and crap but it had some questioning to it too)
The X Man: why
Some dude: (Again)
The X Man: why
Some dude: I have to go
The X Man: why
The X Man: WHY
The X Man: I DEMAND ANSWERS
Some dude: I have to go, it's late.  Sorry
The X Man: :(
Etc.

Then later I attempted using japanese characters, but the attempt failed.  But still, fun forget-with-people site.
http://www.mormon.org/mormonorg/eng/ask-a-question/chat-live
« Last Edit: October 20, 2008, 01:35:57 AM by L@L@M24 »

I'm raiding this religious forums by putting satan everywhere.

http://biblocality.com/forums/


-edit- I also asked Why god didn't save his son and no one answered :(.
« Last Edit: October 20, 2008, 01:34:51 AM by zombie.cxnt »


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Barack is a secret Muslim,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRPmLFM2O_Y&NR=1

The Bible teaches that there are many false Christians such as Obama. I don't know enough about George Bush to be sure one way or the other. He could be just a carnal Christian, nonetheless saved.
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I loving lol'ed my ass off.
« Last Edit: October 20, 2008, 02:09:00 AM by zombie.cxnt »


Lol'd at dUMBELLS conversation.
Lots of unanswerable questions there, eh?

Too small for me to see dumbells.


I tried that out, they type insanely slow.

Dan:
hi, how are you
gi joe:
gud
gi joe:
i hav a queston
gi joe:
did jesus have a wife????
Dan:
I don't know, the bible doesn't state whether he does or not
gi joe:
what did he get crusifried on
Dan:
a cross, made from wood
gi joe:
did it hurt him :(
Dan:
I imagine that it did
gi joe:
what is jesus last name
Dan:
I don't know. I'm not sure how they did names in that time period and in that location.
(The name's Christ, Jesus Christ)
Dan:
it's different throughout the world
Dan:
in some cultures people go by there first name and then where they are from
gi joe:
wow that must get confusing
Dan:
for example jesus was called Jesus of Nazareth because that is where he grew up
gi joe:
wheres that
Dan:
in the Jerusalem area
gi joe:
oh
gi joe:
what are popes
Dan:
the leader of the catholic church is called the Pope
gi joe:
I did something bad, am I a sinner?
Dan:
we all make mistakes, and we are all sinners in some respect, however, we can repent and become clean through Jesus Christ's (and here he says the last name) sacrifice for us.
gi joe:
how
Dan:
by recongnizing that we have sinned, believeing that Jesus Christ really died for our sins, confessing those sins to God and asking for forgiveness and striving to not commit that sin anymore
Dan:
http://mormon.org/mormonorg/eng/basic-beliefs/jesus-christ-our-savior/repetance
-This URL is opening in the browser window that you opened the chat window from.-
gi joe:
who are the people you pray to
Dan:
We should pray to god
gi joe:
the burning bush
gi joe:
that noah talked with
Dan:
I believe that it was Moses that spoke to God, we talk with him through prayer
gi joe:
did the people at the table really eat the body of jesus
Dan:
umm, no
Dan:
they ate bread
Dan:
in remembrance of him
gi joe:
oh
gi joe:
becuz i saw that picture in the da vinchi code
and someone sayd that
Dan:
yeah, the da vinci code is a fictional book
gi joe:
so the picture isnt real?
Dan:
it's a real picture, but it was painted by a man
gi joe:
who
Dan:
leonardo da vinci
gi joe:
o so thats were the books name comes from
Dan:
correct
gi joe:
who was the guy that hit jesus with the sharp stick on the cross
Dan:
I'm not sure, it doesn't say
gi joe:
is barac obama a evil man like they say
Dan:
I don't believe so, I don't agree with him politically, but I don't think he is evil
gi joe:
did jesus have a pet
Dan:
No idea
gi joe:
why did jesus have a baptizm in the lake with jon
Dan:
because John the Baptist  had the authority from God to baptize, and Jesus knew that, so that is why he got baptized by John the Baptist in the River
gi joe:
a dirty river?
Dan:
possibly, I dont know
gi joe:
did jesus shave
Dan:
probably
gi joe:
what did he wear for shoes
Dan:
I don't know
gi joe:
didn't he drink blood
(From here I said I had to go and exited.)

Just for you zombie, I had to type it all out.
« Last Edit: October 20, 2008, 04:07:31 AM by dUMBELLS »

Thanks Dumbells, it gave me a good laugh. I can't beleive they sit there all day answering everyone.

<big huge conversation>

Just for you zombie, I had to type it all out.

LOLERSCATERS INSIDE TEH ROFLCOPTA

We're you trying to make him the sightest bit annoyed?

I'm raiding this religious forums by putting satan everywhere.

http://biblocality.com/forums/


-edit- I also asked Why god didn't save his son and no one answered :(.

What is your screen name, I wana help :3

mine keeps getting removed, what do you guys put in the registration thing?