Some Religious Chat-thing

[Osak]

Paranoid forgettards:


http://biblocality.com/forums/showthread.php?p=5147#post5147

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[General Nick]

Paranoid forgettards:


http://biblocality.com/forums/showthread.php?p=5147#post5147

I was about to post that too :O

Those guys are loving asses.
This is why the Armenian Apostolic church doesn't give a stuff if your whatever religion. If your one of them, they're happy. If your not, then they're fine.

All in all, I'd rather be Atheist. Because in the end there is no religion bullstuff. It's just science, not scientology though.

[Minority]

I tried that out, they type insanely slow.

Inorite?

Here is my conversation with Jon:

Jon: Hi, how are you?

Me: Good, how about yourself?

Jon:  Great, how may I help you?

Me: I was wondering, does God think some sins are greater then others?

Jon: Well, certian sins are greater then others

Me: How?

Jon: Like if someone committed murder I think it would be a little worse
then say not keeping the sabath day holy

Me: Should we keep the Sabath Day holy?

Jon: Yes, we should

Me: How?

(He doesn't answer)

Me: Okay, what if I did something really bad? Will God forgive me?

Jon:Like what?

Me: Well, my Pasture told me never to tell anyone what I committe.

Jon: Well, you can tell me

Me: I don't think I should. It was really bad.

Jon: I'm a Saint, you can trust me to never tell a soul

Me: How should I know you're a saint?

Jon: Not to be rude, but how old are you?

Me: Fourteen, and don't you dare say that you can only chat with sixteen year olds. ( And so I said what Spenny said) Do people under 16 not deserve religious redemption?

Jon: It's not my job to chat with people under 16

Me: Wtf? Some Saint you are!

And so that ended our little chat. I was really pissed with the guy.

[zombie.cxnt]

They should really put an age limit before you join lol.

[Lalam24]

Isaac: hello how are you doing?
Extreme Joe: my mojo's been stolen :(
Extreme Joe: how do I re-obtain this mojo?
Extreme Joe: can god help me?
Extreme Joe: will he tell me the way?
Extreme Joe: WHY DIDN'T HE TELL ME ALREADY?
Extreme Joe: :(
Isaac: Joe do you have a question that'll bring you closer to christ? If so, I'll answer it.
Extreme Joe: So questions that'll lead me to the location of his death?  Why would I want to move?  Are you telling me where I live isn't good enough?  DOES GOD HATE WHERE I LIVE?
Isaac: Thank you joe.

Tyson: Has transferred you to:
Jon: hello
Super Extreme Joe: Hello Jooooooon
Super Extreme Joe: What is the up word bro?
Super Extreme Joe: Hey does jesus love my cats?
Super Extreme Joe: Well?
Super Extreme Joe: I DEMAND ANSWERS

God: The Almighty: I PITY THY POOR SOUL, WHO HATH START "INTERNET" CONNECTIONS WITH JESUS?
God: The Almighty: I DEMAND ANSWERS
God: The Almighty: WELL THEN BETH, PREPARE FOR mr. stuffs'n'giggles

Godzilla: Can god save godzilla?
Godzilla: godzilla's sad :(
Godzilla: And he stomps when he's sad
Godzilla: and tokyo's been destroyed like 20 times now so I might just have to fight Mecha-Godzilla over the US
Godzilla: stomp
Godzilla: stooooomp
Godzilla: stomp
Godzilla: stomp
Godzilla: stommmmmmmmp
Godzilla: stooomp
Godzilla: stomp
Godzilla: spamstomp

:( no one answered my bullstuff

[tapemaster21]

I think they are slow responding bots, they don't answer questions right.

[Lalam24]

I think they are slow responding bots, they don't answer questions right.

You can call them, and I doubt they've programmed a bot to respond to certain sounds.

[OrangeJuice]

This is my conversation..

Tyson: Hello, How may I help you today?

Me: do they pay you to say that

<waits a long time>

Me: FAIL

*Exits*

[Dropshock]

Sam: Hello!

Sam: How may I help you?

Me: wer the nails rusty?

Me: hello?

Me: I DEMAND ANSWERS
   (long time)
Me: This sucks, may Satan be with you.

[zombie.cxnt]

Paranoid forgettards:


http://biblocality.com/forums/showthread.php?p=5147#post5147

I posted this " I bet you voted for Bush you national socialist *picture of bush/antichrist*" but my account was deleted because I put over 6 satanic pictures all over.

If Barack (6) Hussein (7) Obama (5), has the number of Neron Kaiser (666)

Remember everyone if first middle or last name has 6 letters you're going to hell apparently.


http://biblocality.com/forums/showthread.php?p=5141#post5141

That link is the top 30 reasons you might go to hell for.

This is my favorite reason.

17. You think we are in the 1000 years now.

[Ronin]

17. You think we are in the 1000 years now.

Has to do with the calender starting at 1 A.D and what-not.

Other religions like Islam and Judaism have different calender years than we go by.

It's fine to believe in whatever you want. But really if you take religion so seriously that you force your ideas upon others with some self righteous bullcrap, you are need to chill the forget out and step back. I despise fundamentalists, for the sole reason that their ideology makes them ignorant and incapable of rational individual thought. If you want to stay a religious prick, fine by me, just leave me out.

[Rughugger]

I don't care if they are raiding or not. They are Mormons and Mormons practice things that are wrong. An example would be the degrading of women and the ownership of them.

I'd expect more than such a biased answer from you like that. I grew up a Mormon and the church I was in never practiced any of that. I may not be Mormon any more, but I at least know how it was practiced. I'm still a Christian and I don't care to make blatant attacks like that without first consulting someone who knows about the faith.

Mormonism had to go through radical changes when it arrived in America. It originally was a polygamous sect, so having more than one wife was acceptable. Since that's illegal in the US, they've adapted to conform with legal laws. Granted, some will still practice polygamy anyways; but in a sense, anyone outside of a relationship is a polygamist by running around and trying to get their jollies off either before dying or getting marriage.

I hope you found this somewhat informative. Please leave the Mormons alone; faith in general. You choose not to believe, that's fine. I won't think less of you for it until someone makes a bonehead statement like that without doing some research and confirming it with an active member.