Monty wasn't wrong when he said 'Jook likes to make things difficult for himself and everyone else'. Just went through and looked at the code for the chat commands.
All I can say is "!??!"
I whipped up a quick and simple dynamic chat command system that uses nothing but isfunction and simple string manipulation (in about 30 minutes, testing time inclusive), and Jookia himself is using a giant if->return rig. I don't mean to criticize (yes I'm joking about that part) but what the hell? I expected better from Jookia. Seeing as how he's one of the more hailed scripters around.
I am willing to admit I couldn't come close to completing anything of this magnitude but it's always the little things that stuff me.