procrastination

[Packer]

Its great when I do it upside down...

You like shooting it at your face? That's just disgusting.

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[Doorman]

You like shooting it at your face? That's just disgusting.

Rofl, no, I don't maturbate towards my belly. I point it upwards, or towards my legs. It is the blood rushing to my head that gets my endorphines running...

[Otis Da HousKat]

I don't know if any of you use lube, but I use saliva. It's free and never short in supply.

[Spation]

...It's free and never short in supply.

Welcome to the Sahara, where you're forgeted!

[Otis Da HousKat]

Welcome to the Sahara, where you're forgeted!

It's a good thing I live in a temperate deciduous forest region then.


Who the hell voted wrong?

[Doorman]

I don't know if any of you use lube, but I use saliva. It's free and never short in supply.

Same... I usually masturbate right before I go to bed, it helps me relax...

[Chrono]

I think it should be right or left (or both), not right or wrong. :P

[Hugums]

Don't masturbate too much; doing it a lot makes it less pleasurable overall. Give your shaft a well deserved break every now and then. Be warned, if you don't do it for awhile your load will be massive when you do it again.

hmm, well, umm, awkward...

[Terror]

And kiddies, don't think that masturbating too much will give you a small snake. I am living proof that that statement is bullstuff.

[Doorman]

And kiddies, don't think that masturbating too much will give you a small snake. I am living proof that that statement is bullstuff.

That is bullstuff, you lier. :P

same...

[Radial543]

And kiddies, don't think that masturbating too much will give you a small snake. I am living proof that that statement is bullstuff.

Pictures! 

[Vertzer]

I lied back then, the purple balls were because I masturbated too much.

[NotInsaneChef]

i usually use my right hand cause im right handed but using the left for the mouse is hard =3

[Otis Da HousKat]

i usually use my right hand cause im right handed but using the left for the mouse is hard =3

Learn to use your left, like I did.

[Rughugger]

To be totally honest, I've been doing it for years now and its getting better rather then worse. I would so throw in some jokes but they're Australian and no body would get it...

You'd be surprised, mate. ;) Lay it on us.