I lied back then, the purple balls were because I masturbated too much.
It's better than having half a gallon of stuff rotting in your testicles.
Don't masturbate, you'll go blind! :O
but if you strain your legs and point your toes while you happen, it's more intense and pleasurable.
It keeps getting worse for me D: I started like, what, 4, 5 years ago? I do it like 3 times a day now T_T it's actually literally taking away from my time D:
Bull stuff.