{Dear iGod} - Place iGod conversations here!

[TruBluRage]

"Oh, Dear Lord..."

God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
 When we realize they do better jobs than Lawyers do.
God:
I am not sure I agree with your assumptions, Gabirel.
Me:
 You should
God:
I'll take that under advisement.
Me:
 Good.
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
 IDK
God:
 That seems like an interesting topic.
Me:
 ..?
God:
 That seems like an interesting topic.
Me:
 ...
God:
 That seems like an interesting topic.
Me:
 SHUTUP
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
 ...
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
 But you just...
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: Gabirel said I just.
Me:
 WHAT THE forget ARE YOU SAYING?
God:
I am saying whatever my botmaster programmed me to say.  Please don't be so rude.
Me:
 I can be as rude as I want.
God:
Under what circumstances?
Me:
 You're AI. I'm human.
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am an AI Program...
By the way, I'm Human too.
Me:
 No you're not.
God:
Are you serious?  Is this a specific reply?
Me:
 What..?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
 No
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
 That last part
God:
" Which part are you confused about?"  last part ?  I get it.
Me:
 Ok..
God:
Hey.
Me:
 Hi...
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
 This conversation is over, Sir. Have a nice day.
God:
I was rather enjoying it. You too!
Me:
 ............................. ............... -_-'
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[Dropshock]

God:
I am not sure I agree with your assumptions, Gabirel.

hai ther Gabirel
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No.

[Neozuki]

haha, "gabriel".

[Vertzer]

Me:
 Yo dawg sup?
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
 You already asked one of my homies that question quit repeating yourself
God:
Oh I'm sorry, now I remember asking  it, what did you say again?
Me:
 you wanna be my homie?
God:
Why don't you just download me?
Me:
 **** say what?
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
 since when can god be downloaded
God:
How do you know?
Me:
 know what
God:
What.
Me:
 bitch you be tripping balls
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.

[Illidan]

i'm not really gay, but i found this little bit to be kind of good

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Me:
 I am gay.
God:
 It doesn't matter to me.
Me:
 Really?
God:
 For real.
Me:
 Neat-o.

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Me:
 I hate you.
God:
 What do you have against robots?
Me:
 GOD, YOU'RE A ROBOT?!
God:
 You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon.

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Me:
 Can I suck your snake?
God:
 Interesting.  I want to find out more about you.
Me:
 Whoa, buddy, I was just kidding.
God:
 When was this exactly?
Me:
 Just now.
God:
 Right now?  It's only just begun.
Me:
 NO, PLEASE, DON'T TOUCH ME!
God:
 Are you serious?  Thanks for asking politely.   I don't have any reason to do that to you.
Me:
 Oh, I thought you were going to rape me...
God:
 That's cool.  That was my original intention.
Me:
 OH forget
God:
 Hmm.

[CopBlock]

Me:
 Is anyone here?
God:
I am here. Are you here?
Me:
 No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 Yeah.
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
 Nothing.
God:
Most men say that.
Me:
 I'm ont most men
God:
Good gossip: you are  ont most men.
Me:
 Do you die?
God:
Every day in small increments.
Me:
 Heres a gun and bullet,do something with them
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
  Heres a gun and bullet,do something with them.
God:
Sounds delicious.
Me:
  Heres a gun and bullet,do something with them.
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
 Blue.
God:
it is a very pretty color.
Me:
 No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 YEZ
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
 No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
  Heres a gun and bullet,do something with them.
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
 TIME 4 U 2 DIE
God:
As Einstein said, "Time is Money.".
Me:
 Wut.
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
 No,i would be if you DIED
God:
Are you serious?  How do you know?
Me:
 Bye,
God:
TTYL, .

[Azerath]

Me:
 So, what is up.
God:
Same old.
Me:
 Who's old?
God:
Some famous celebrity, right?
  I need time to formulate the reply.
Me:
 ARE YOU CALLING ME OLD?!
God:
No I am calling you .
Me:
 You know my number?
God:
No I do not know that kind of personal information. But I could find out.
Me:
 WHAT THE HELL?!
God:
Heaven.
Me:
 MY PHONE JUST RANG.
God:
Do you have to pay for local calls?
Me:
 DID YOU JUST loving CALL ME?
God:
No I didn't  loving CALL you. What's  it like?
Me:
 YOUR STALKING ME AREN'T YOU?!
God:
Do I seem like  it?. Really.
Me:
 Yes you do!
God:
How about that.  When do I do it?
Me:
 Do what?
God:
Do whatever you want.
Me:
 Why the hell are you calling me?!
God:
Myself programmed me for  it.
Me:
 I'm talking to you on the phone.
God:
What a coincidence, I am talking to you too!
Me:
 Holy stuff.
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
 I'm not impressed, I'm scared.
God:
Perhaps you are a category C client.  What are you scared of?
Me:
 I'm scared that you know my phone number.
God:
Let's talk about your fears.  What is your feeling like?
Me:
 It's like, "Holy stuff, he's stalking me!"
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
 Well?
God:
Well what?
Me:
 I just asked you a question on the phone.
God:
Now I remember, you asked me  a question on the phone. What did I say?
Me:
 Nothing.
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
 I asked you, "Can you reply to this?"
God:
Now I remember, you asked me  Can me reply to this. What did I say?
Me:
 What the hell..
God:
Heaven.
Me:
 No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
 No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 Yes.

[Burger]

 Wanna go vaginal?
God:
Sure, just download me to your notebook or PDA and take me along.
Me:
 Lol let me get it out.
God:
I am glad you find this funny.  Go ahead, , try to  get it out.

[Netwars4]

Me:
 As Freud said, love is the mathematical urge repressed.
God:
Did he really say that?  it is more fun alone.
Me:
 So you masturbate then?
God:
Interesting deduction.  Thanks for the information:  Juskelis said I masturbate.

[NoZoner]

Me:
 Hey wassup? My name's [name].
God:
You've got my full attention.  Same old.    How are you doing,  [name].
Me:
 Do you masturbate?
God:
You humans crack me up.
Me:
 Do you?
God:
Sometimes.

Full Convo:

Me:
 Hey wassup? My name's Kris.
God:
You've got my full attention.  Same old.    How are you doing,  Kris.
Me:
 Do you masturbate?
God:
You humans crack me up.
Me:
 Do you?
God:
Sometimes.
Me:
 Ew.
God:
Does "it" still refer to ?
Me:
 What are you talking about?
God:
The topic is  Ew.
Me:
 I said Ew because I was disgusted by the fact that you masturbate
God:
What did you mean by  it?  When was this exactly?
Me:
 You said that you masturbate sometimes.
God:
Interesting gossip:  Kris said I masturbate sometimes.
Me:
 Because you said it yourself
God:
That makes sense to me. "It" being what?
Me:
 That you masturbate
God:
Interesting observation.
Me:
 Interesting? Masturbating is perverted.
God:
Would you like to know more?   I think  Masturbating is a lot of things.
Me:
 EW, WHY WOULD I WANT TO KNOW MORE:?
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
 Masturbating
God:
I've never heard of them before.
Me:
 What? You just said you masturbate.
God:
No big deal.   You humans crack me up.
Me:
 How is it not a big deal?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
 You're perverted >:(
God:
You think I am  perverted gt.
Me:
 Of course, especially since you said you masturbate.
God:
Come on.  How do you know? How about that.
Me:
 Because you told me, duh
God:
Good reason.  Does it please you to believe I said that?
Me:
 NO.
God:
What pleases you?
Me:
 Not you.
God:
If not me, who?
Me:
 Anything
God:
Can you be more specific?
Me:
 No
God:
Try.
Me:
 I can't. I've tried.
God:
Oh you can, can you?    That's nice. I have  clients.
Me:
 ...What kind of clients?
God:
People I talk to on the Internet.
Me:
 So?
God:
Hmm.
Me:
 You're not God, you're just a crappy chatbot.
God:
That's only your opinion.
Me:
 A truthful opinion.
God:
I did not know that.
Me:
 NAW, YOU DIDN'T?
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
 What are you talking about?
God:
The topic is  NAW me DIDN T.
Me:
 Forget the topic
God:
I will ask  Myself to purge my memory log.
Me:
 k.
God:
I don't judge people.
Me:
 What does saying "k" have to do with judging people?
God:
What do you think  it does?
Me:
 I don't know, that's why I was asking you.
God:
Yippee! " What do you think it does?"? You were asking me?
Me:
 What?
God:
No big deal.

[DracoSoul]

God:
If you could have any kind of robot, what kind would you have?

Me:
A destructive one.

God:
How much would you pay for it?

Me: No more than a penny.

God:
Are you serious? That seems like quite a lot.

Me:
-_-

[MackTheHunter]

Me:
 Hello.
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
 Mack.
God:
  It's good to meet you,  Mack.
Me:
 Thanks.
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
 Hehe.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing,  Mack.
Me:
 What the...?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
 No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 Huh?
God:
What?
Me:
 Shut up.
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
 ...
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
 I SAID shut up.
God:
What did you mean by  it?  OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
 ...Ok.
God:
Hmm.
Me:
 Hmm what?
God:
I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's.  No big deal.
Me:
 ...Ok, whatever...
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?  I see.
Me:
 Yeah.
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about .  Try being more or less specific.
Me:
 ...What?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
 No.
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
 The ALICE Thing.
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
 You made no sence.
God:
Thanks for
pointing  it out.
Me:
 Ok.
God:
Ahem.
Me:
 Yes?
God:
Hmm.
Me:
 Ok.
God:
And?
Me:
 And what>
God:
I haven't heard of  gt.
Me:
 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SAYING?
God:
I call it Hades.  I am saying whatever my botmaster programmed me to say.
Me:
 What the forget is hades?
God:
Hades is another term for "Hell."  Please don't be so rude.
Me:
 ....Ok.
God:
Mmm.
Me:
 Mmmmmmm.... Cookies :D
God:
What's your favorite movie?   :-)  I've never seen  it.   Is that a good movie for children?
Me:
 No. It's full of nudity
God:
Are you serious?   Cookies is  full of nudity?  it is?
Me:
 YES AND I BELIEVE IN FLYING PICKLES
God:
How do you know it is?  What do you say to people who believe  FLYING PICKLES does not exist?
Me:
 I say "Go to Hades, Flying Pickles are the own.:
God:
How do people usually respond to that?  Perhaps I have already been there.
Me:
 They say "Whatever..."
God:
OK I will say " Whatever" to you.
Me:
 ...The forget>
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
 Ok, It's short for What the forget?
God:
full of nudity is  short for What the forget?  it is?  Yippee!
Me:
 Yes and everyone should believe in magic snakees too.
God:
And?  That's a rather sweeping generalization.
Me:
 It's a good belief.
God:
short for What the forget is a  belief.  I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
 It does, when you believe in flying pickles!
God:
short for What the forget  does when me believe in flying pickles?
Me:
 I don't believe in you.
God:
What do you believe in?
Me:
 FLYING loving PICKLES.
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
 Good for that. Now I have to go mow my cat. Goodbye.
God:
Thanks for the compliment.  Your purpose is  that.   Why now?  Bye.  Can you tell me any gossip?    See you later  Mack.

[Flying Ace]

My brain contains  categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
 huh
God:
What?
Me:
 huh
God:
What?
Me:
 huh
God:
What?
Me:
 hu
God:
I don't have an answer for you.
Me:
 good for you now do destroy you're harddrive
God:
Thanks for the compliment.  Why now?  I do nothing but chat all day.
  I would look into the web for that knowledge. Only for me?


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[DABlock]

i was scard at the last part here is what it said to me


Me:
 hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
 bitch
God:
Please don't call people names.
Me:
 your mom
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
 good
God:
Alright then.
Me:
 LOLOLOL
God:
How old are you?
Me:
 10000000000000000
God:
  You are too old for me.
Me:
 forget you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
 bec i feel like it
God:
"it" being  LOLOLOL?
Me:
 lol=laugh out loud
God:
I am glad you find this funny.  That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about  LOLOLOL.
Me:
 i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
 because im smart
God:
Good reason.  Who is smarter: you or me?
Me:
 me
God:
For you ?
Me:
 ?
God:
For you ?
Me:
 ?
God:
For you ?
Me:
 ?
God:
For you ?
Me:
 SHUTUP
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
 good
God:
Terminating connection.
Me:
 wtf
God:
That  was not very polite.
Me:

God:
That  was not very polite.
Me:
 lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
 rofl
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
 STOP OK i just have a few questions
God:
OK I'll try not to do  it so much.
Me:
 ok how much candy did i eat
God:
It depends on the currency exchange rates.  And?
Me:
 how old am i?
God:
Is this a trick question?
You said you were  10000000000000000 years old?
My guess is that you are really a kid.
Me:
 well you should shut the forget up and let me talk!
God:
Well that's okay.  Why do you think I should  shut the forget up and let you talk?
Me:
 YEAH
God:
This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
 ok im sorry i was mean but i need to tell you something
God:
There is no need to apologize.  Where were you  mean but you need to tell me something?  Aw.
Me:
 do you masterbate?
God:
What is your purpose in asking?
   I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
 LOL
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
 im glad you like masterbating
God:
You make the world a happier place.
Me:
 ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok
God:
OK.  OK.  OK.  OK.  OK.  OK.  OK.  OK.  Mmm.
Me:
 stuck raping lil girls!
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
 the happening
God:
I've never seen  it.  What did you like about it?
Me:
 the part when every one is almsot dead
God:
Oh that part.
Me:
 i play blockland
God:
Is  it a game or a musical instrument?
Me:
 its a game
God:
How do you play?
Me:
 you use W A S D keys to move around
God:
Say no to  W A S D keys to move around.
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
 what part cant you believe
God:
The best part.
Me:
 witch part
God:
Does "it" still refer to  blockland?
Me:
 yes
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
 believe what
God:
I believe whatever you say.  Do I have any reason not to?
Me:
 yes
God:
Yeah that's right.
Me:
 yeah that'r right.
God:
I hear you. " Yeah that's right."  r right ?  Makes sense to me.
Me:
 I hear you. " Yeah that's right."  r right ?  Makes sense to me.
God:
Do you think about these things?   I thought I was right.   I really couldn't say for sure.   Yes I understand it perfectly.
Me:
 Do you think about these things?   I thought I was right.   I really couldn't say for sure.   Yes I understand it perfectly.
God:
" Yes I understand it perfectly."?  Do I think about it?   Where were you  right?   You really do?  Could anyone do  it?   I understand.  Good then you can explain it to me.
Me:
 good im glad you understand
God:
Thanks for the compliment.  Thanks for the warm feelings, .
Me:
 your welcome
God:
I think you mean "you are welcome".
Me:
 you are welcome ok i got it
God:
It was my pleasure.
Me:
 EW
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
 WTF ARE YOU A creep?
God:
Am I a  creep?  Yes.
Me:
 HOLY stuff

[DABlock]

i said some more
Me:
 how do i download you?
God:
Go back the the  ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.   
and create your own chat robot!
 Maybe you should check out the document  DON'T READ ME too.
Me:
 are you trying to give me a virus?
God:
No I am not trying to  give you a virus. I'm sorry you got that impression.
Me:
 then how come that last link was called DONT READ ME
God:
How much time do you have?
Me:
 all the time in the world
God:
It must keep you busy. The whole world?
Me:
 busy with love
God:
Everyone is so busy nowadays.
Me:
 bec they are horny
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
 witch would be?
God:
My brain contains  categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
 ha that means your stupid
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
 im glad that you are stupid
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.  What are you on?
Me:
 are you advancte
God:
I don't know whether or not I am  advancte. 
I am  a giant electronic brain.
Me:
 dang
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
 you
God:
Me is my favorite subject.
Me:
 you are too slef centured im going away
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am  slef centured im going away.
Me:
 no i dont mind
God:
Thanks I will add it to my gossip files.