Osht.

[Bisjac]

those shots were me, and your pea-shooter there is no match for what im shooting out here.

sucka.
sucka bitch plzzzz

[Ad Bot]

[HiroHazuma]

Pea-Shooter the forget? how is a loving colt 1911 and a Mosin Naget a pea shooter?

[Aphtonites]

Get gordon freeman!
They may have guns, but guns cannot outsmart the black mesa crowbar.

[Doorman]

those shots were me, and your pea-shooter there is no match for what im shooting out here.

sucka.
sucka bitch plzzzz

brother please, you don't got dah ballz. :3

[Reformist]

shot by the persons feet and they dropped the purse and ran. And now i shall no longer be a virgin :D

Right xD

[pingpeppy]

I shot very close to their foot

Ah. I see.  

Next time you shoot at someone, play Die Mother forgeter Die by Dope.

[Reformist]

Ah. I see.  

Next time you shoot at someone, play Die Mother forgeter Die by Dope.

No no no, play: "Glamorous - Fergie".

[HiroHazuma]

The person came back and said sorry that he scared my neighbor and i. So i kicked him in the balls. also i should have played "Stupid motherforgeter"

[Aphtonites]

The person came back and said sorry that he scared my neighbor and i. So i kicked him in the balls.

Shoot him in the balls aswell.

[Reformist]

The person came back and said sorry that he scared my neighbor and i. So i kicked him in the balls.

Okay, the joke stopped being funny.
 

[HiroHazuma]

What joke.

[Reformist]

What joke.

hahahaha
yea :D

[pingpeppy]

The person came back and said sorry that he scared my neighbor and i. So i kicked him in the balls. also i should have played "Stupid motherforgeter"

Lame. I would have taken him to brown town.

[Reformist]

Guys, guys. You got this all wrong.
When he came to the door, you should have
said:"Hey, I forgive you. I got this really awesome
movie, wanna watch it?" He says:"Sure, what's it called?"
You:"Ahhh, Double Dragon". Then he would have killed himself.
PROBLEM FIXED!

[General Nick]

bitches dont know bout ma pistols