That thing looks like a gigantic, partially melted roach.
There was this one time I stepped out of the shower and was horrified to see a scorpion run across the bathroom floor. I'm more scared of scorpions than most arachnophobics are afraid of spiders. Naturally, I let out a girly scream. It echos throughout the house, and a few seconds later I hear my brother yell "...the hell?".