a cucumber, a pickle and a snake are having a conversation. the cucumber says "man, my life is bad. people cut me into thin slices and put me into salads." the pickle says " you think thats bad? people dip me in vinigar and spices for 3 months then put me in hamburgers!" and finally, the snake says "you guys got it easy. people put a tight rubber suit around me, put me in a dark room and shake me up until i vomit and pass out!"
