Do you know the joke of the two blondes and the brunette?
So, three women get stuck by a river that has many hungry crocodiles waiting to eat them. However, all of them has a wish each. The first blode starts:
"I'd like to swim like Michael Phelps!"
Her wish was granted, so she goes to the river, starts swimming and gets eaten by the hungry crocodiles. The second blonde wished that she could walk on water. Her wish get granted too, she starts walking when crocodiles grab her legs and eat her. Lastly, it's the brunette's turn. She thinks for a while then she says: "I wish I was a man!" Her wish gets granted and turns into a man. A few second later (s)he exclaims:"Yay, a bridge!"
Sorry if that was offensive to anyone, but I think it's kinda funny (and inappropriate though :/)
