Language telephone.

[Sirrus]

Okay, so here's how the game works.
Go into google translator and come up with a completely random story a paragraph or two long.

This is mine:
Once upon a time there was a gay hamster named skippy. Skippy liked other gay hamsters. He also enjoyed pudding. One time he went into a bank and was disgruntled. He decided to take out guns and and throw them at the wall. People looked at him rather strangely, but he kept doing it anyway. An Australian person came in and threw a piece of insulation at the gay hamster and then the hamster was pissed of so it went to a restaurant across the street so that he could eat food. He got food and rubbed it about his body and then ran into the kitchen and grabbed all the knives and spun them around on the ground until they caught on fire and then he was happy and went home and fell asleep in the oven when it was off.

Now pick a random language to translate it into. Take the translated story and copy that back into the translation box and pick another random language (auto detect on the left, whatever language you want on the right). Repeat as many times as you want. When you're done, translate it back into English and post the result.
(include original story and translated one)

Translated:
In the old world order, is gay hamster named Skippy.
Skippy number of other gay hamsters. He also received a pudding.
When you arrive at your seat and sad. L '
decided that the hands and dispose of the wall.
Revenue is quite strange, but still the decision
anyway. One person came from Australia and is in the room,
the separation of gay hamsters and hamsters
so angry that there is a restaurant across the street and
food. He received food and remove l '
Body, and then dotrči kitchen and take all
Knives and rotating around the earth, and
Caught fire and it's fun, and to return to their homes, and
Doze off oven.

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[Vertzer]

Original:
This thread is total horse stuff on a stick.

Translated:
This thread is total nonsense on a stick horse.

[Jsk2003]

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.

The quick brown fox jumps on the lazy dog.

Wtf I went through like 7 languages and it changed one word.

[Sirrus]

Probably has something to do with the complexity of the word.

[Jsk2003]

Oh wait, I forgot to try any Asian languages. I did polish and romanian and danish and stuff.

[Miga]

One question: Who is Phone?

[Sirrus]

One question: Who is Phone?

by telephone I meant the game where you sit in a circle and pass a message around, and the story will sometimes get messed up. This is a similar thing, except with languages.

[Plasmus]

A man goes out and opens his mailbox then shuts it,
He does it again 5 minutes later,
the 3rd time a neighbor comes over and asks "whatre you doing?"
the man says,my computer says i have mail.

[Vertzer]

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen
the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing
wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is
ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

Translated:
Ur so born with honey and making out yur Wen
rigns phone. U n believe it is in vioce "Wut r u doing
Wit my daughter? "U say ur girl n said that" my daddy is
ded. "So who WAS YOUR PHONE?

SO WHO WAS YOUR PHONE?

[Sirrus]

Her mom!

[Vertzer]

Her mom!

It's obviously implied that the voice was that of a male.

[Wedge]

Wealth of Nations, Adam Smith:
When the division of labour has been once thoroughly established, it is but
a very small part of a man's wants which the produce of his own labour can
supply. He supplies the far greater part of them by exchanging that surplus
part of the produce of his own labour, which is over and above his own
consumption, for such parts of the produce of other men's labour as he has
occasion for. Every man thus lives by exchanging, or becomes, in some
measure, a merchant, and the society itself grows to be what is properly a
commercial society.

Translated:
Full employment and to prepare you may have to work and Se Ri Pak*. The structure and growth, these changes a large part of the manufacture of magnetic resonance imaging**, can be any work. These efforts can be so consumed in other parts of China Department. On the whole, or money, or some and public opinion research projects, the positive business.

*Se Ri Pak is a South Korean professional golfer.
** MRI

[Jess]

these forum games are getting old, fast.

[Wedge]

This is a big step for the game, and quickly.

[Lugia]

German
In München steht ein Hofbräuhaus:
Eins, zwei, g'suffa . . .
Da läuft so manches Fäßchen aus:
Eins, zwei, g'suffa . . .
Da hat so manche braver Mann:
Eins, zwei, g'suffa . . .
Gezeigt was er so vertragen kann
Schon früh am Morgen fing er an
Und spät am Abend kam er heraus
So schön ist's im Hofbräuhaus.

Google Translation To English
In Munich there is a Hofbrauhaus:
One, two, g'suffa. . .
Because so many runs from kegs:
One, two, g'suffa. . .
As has so many good men:
One, two, g'suffa. . .
Shown what he can tolerate
Very early in the morning he began
And late in the evening he came out
It's so beautiful in the Hofbrauhaus.

Real Translation
In Munich stands a Hofbrauhaus (Bar):
One, Two, Cheers
Out so many a keg roll:
One, Two, Cheers
So many a brave man
One, Two, Cheers
He tested his alcohol limits limits
He came early in the morning
and came out late in the evening
So nice is it in the Hofbrauhaus.


This is not a direct translation, this is translated to make it easier to read.
Google did a lamentable job.