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Hi, my name is Mr. friend, you wanna hear a story? Okay here goes, one day, Green cigarettehead wanted to make enemies - and eat a richard - So, he went to Mr. friend and started to hammer him, then Mr. friend got out his sniper and killed Green cigarettehead!
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Hello, my name is Mr. minced meat, you want to hear the story? Well, here yesterday, one day, the green cigarettehead want to make enemies - and eat you - and even to Mr. minced meat and started to hammer, and then came Mr. minced meat is the shooter killed the cigarettehead Green!