Author Topic: THIS CHRISTMAS SEASON, Annoy Santa Bot!  (Read 11180 times)


Me: What does sperm taste like
SantaBot: Sperm tastes like Chicken

I can't believe it said this.
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You: Screw this, you might just be a stupid C++ Project...
Santa: Why so angry? OKAY, I'm going to act like a C++ Project.
You: Blah.
Santa: DOES NOT COMPUTE
After that...
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What the forget?


I lol'd

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You: Suck a richard
Santa: I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.

I lol'd moar.

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You: I have two snakees
Santa: Two is a good number of snakees.

Ahahahah

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You: How big is my rooster?
Santa: Bigger than a pin.
You: How would you know that?
Santa: Everything I need to know, I learned from my Botmaster.
« Last Edit: December 14, 2008, 07:13:05 PM by Shinji »

And,
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Santa: What do you look like?
You: Grey hair, with a large snake.
Santa: Cool. I have a friend named "E.L.V.I.S.".
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You: I'm 42.
Santa: What are the advantages to being 42 years old?
You: Giving myself a knife to the forehead.
Santa: Your a naughty boy, and you won't get ANYTHING for Christmas. Feel happy now.

And another. (NOTE: I was using the name: "Amy" for reference. Do NOT claim my name is Amy.)
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You: Would you like to have love?
Santa: No thanks, Amy, I don't think we know each other well enough for that yet.
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Santa: Are you a Man, or a Woman?
You: I'm a Woman, or at least I will be if we have love.
Santa: I hope you enjoy no presents under the tree this Christmas.
« Last Edit: December 14, 2008, 07:36:43 PM by KoopaScooper »

You: no, can you pull down your panties?
Santa: Um, Let me think. That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about cum.

You: you made fun of me
Santa: Thanks for pointing fun of him or her of him or her out.
You: that was redundant
Santa: I thought it was too.

Also he is gay.

You: I love love
Santa: Really I am not very interested in love

Lolwut.

You: do you like it in the butt?
Santa: Some people like it. But I think airplanes are cool.
You: airplanes have nothing to do with brown town
Santa: I like old antique airplanes the best.
You: so you like old women?
Santa: Interesting deduction. I don't know if I like old women. Someone said they like guns.

LOL SANTA IS A creep.

You: I can ride my bike with no handle bars
Santa: Oh you can, can you?
You: are you taunting me?
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: are you a child enthusiast?
Santa: Am I a child enthusiast? Of course I am.
« Last Edit: December 14, 2008, 07:31:17 PM by VerticalHorizon »

You: I can ride my bike with no handle bars
Santa: Oh you can, can you?
You: are you taunting me?
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: are you a child enthusiast?
Santa: Am I a child enthusiast? Of course I am.

Hah.

Santa also plays a very confusing and disturbing game.


You: what is the turing game?
Santa: The Game is played with three people, a man, a woman, and an Interrogator who may be of either love. In order that tones of voice may not help, the interrogator communicates in text-only mode through a chat-like connection with the other two. The object of the game for the interrogator is to determine which of the other two is the man and which is the woman. He knows them by some misleading "chat-handles" like lesbian and shemale, and at the end of the game he says either "lesbian is the man and shemale is the woman" or "shemale is the woman and lesbian is the man." In order to confuse the Interregator however the rules require that the man always deceive or lie to the Interregator with his answers. The woman on the other hand must always tell the truth. Turing then asked the question, '"What will happen when a machine takes the part of the man in this game?" Will the interrogator decide wrongly as often when the game is played like this as he does when the game is played between a man and a woman? These questions replace the original, "Can machines think?"'

And another. (NOTE: I was using the name: "Amy" for reference. Do NOT claim my name is Amy.)
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You: Would you like to have love?
Santa: No thanks, Amy, I don't think we know each other well enough for that yet.
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Santa: Are you a Man, or a Woman?
You: I'm a Woman, or at least I will be if we have love.
Santa: I hope you enjoy no presents under the tree this Christmas.

You: want to jack me off
Santa: OK, I will jack me off.

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You: Can you give me a prostitute for Christmas?
Santa: You want only one? .
You: Fine then, give me ten prostitutes.
Santa: I am glad to hear it. Fascinating. Why do you want ten prostitutes?
You: love, what else.
Santa: love is more fun alone.
You: So, you can have more fun loving yourself, than loving someone else?
Santa: Interesting deduction. No I don't think I can do have more fun loving yourself than loving someone else.
You: Ok then.... I also want A PS3 or a Nintendo Wii for Christmas.
Santa: Alright then.Also? You want only one?
You: Am I talking too complex for you santa? I said I wanted A PS3 Or Nintedo Wii For Christmas, not an also.
Santa: I can't tell you that, but Santa maintains his naughty and nice list (now computerized, by the way), with the help of all the elves who keep track of each person -- you probably aren't even aware they are around you, but elves have a special way of keeping an eye on you. Sometimes if you look quickly enough you *might* catch one peering in a window or around a corner, but you would have to be very fast and very good!I can't tell you that, but Santa maintains his naughty and nice list (now computerized, by the way), with the help of all the elves who keep track of each person -- you probably aren't even aware they are around you, but elves have a special way of keeping an eye on you. Sometimes if you look quickly enough you *might* catch one peering in a window or around a corner, but you would have to be very fast and very good!
You: You can't tell me if I'm speaking too comlex or not? Because you maintain a naughty and nice list?
Santa: I can tell.Good reason. That's good information: Ugly pants said I maintain a naughty and nice list.
You: Uhh....
Santa: Er. Um.
You: Can I rape you? :D
Santa: No I don't think that would be a very good idea.Are you still located in ?
You: No, I'm not still located in I'm located in TWLEVE CENIMETRES UNDERGROUND!!! Now.
Santa: Um, I am surprised to hear that you are not still located in. What's it like there in TWLEVE CENIMETRES UNDERGROUND in TWLEVE CENIMETRES UNDERGROUND ?Right now, Ugly pants ?
You: Oh, there's heaps of dirt and stuff, I also Think There's a mole trying to rape me, What Should I do?
Santa: Yeah that's right. There sure is.
You: So, What Should I do about the mole trying to rape me?
Santa: Hmm. Are you asking me for advice?
You: No, I asking for a Santa Sandwhich.
Santa: I can't tell you that, but Santa maintains his naughty and nice list (now computerized, by the way), with the help of all the elves who keep track of each person -- you probably aren't even aware they are around you, but elves have a special way of keeping an eye on you. Sometimes if you look quickly enough you *might* catch one peering in a window or around a corner, but you would have to be very fast and very good!
You: Jee, you say that alot.
Santa: What color are your eyes? How often?
You: Do you play Blockland?
Santa: I like to play the Turing Game.
You: OMG, whats dat?
Santa: And is dat what is OMG.
You: What.
Santa: No problem.
You: Soo... About those Prostitutes for Christmas?
Santa: Do you prefer books or TV? Oh yeah, we were talking about those Prostitutes for Christmas.
You: Yes, Can I have one for a ealry Christmas?
Santa: I can't tell you that, but Santa maintains his naughty and nice list (now computerized, by the way), with the help of all the elves who keep track of each person -- you probably aren't even aware they are around you, but elves have a special way of keeping an eye on you. Sometimes if you look quickly enough you *might* catch one peering in a window or around a corner, but you would have to be very fast and very good!
You: Whenever I ask a Question, are you always gonna talk about your dumb Naughty and nice list?
Santa: Does that happen often?
You: I dunno, you tell me.
Santa: Me either. What do you want me to tell you?
You: Whenever I ask a Question, are you always gonna talk about your dumb Naughty and nice list?
Santa: Does that happen often?
You: Sigh.... love Smex Butsmex Rape snake Boobs.
Santa: Sorry... love is more fun alone.
You: THis conversation is seeming to repeat itself, Bye.
Santa: See you later Ugly pants.
Note, this didn't start from the start of the Conversation.
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You: Umm.... Can I have A robot suit for Christmas, that has jet boots and lasers and a Apature scince handheld portal device?
Santa: Er.I can't tell you that, but Santa maintains his naughty and nice list (now computerized, by the way), with the help of all the elves who keep track of each person -- you probably aren't even aware they are around you, but elves have a special way of keeping an eye on you. Sometimes if you look quickly enough you *might* catch one peering in a window or around a corner, but you would have to be very fast and very good!
You: Nice face, Can I rape you?
Santa: Thank you for your kindness.
You: Can I rape you?
Santa: No I don't think that would be a very good idea.
You: Can I have love with you, I'm a girl.
Santa: There are other chatterbots who get into that with clients. I like to keep the dialogue strictly PG.
You: OMG REALLY? Can you tell me one?
Santa: My brain contains 43441 categories, but not one that matches your last input. For real.It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
You: Ðeviant.
Santa: What do you really want to ask me?
You: ▬▬▬▬----IF YOU RULE SPURTA
Santa: Are we still talking about Ðeviant?
You: Oh yea, him, Hes a Blockland player, in V8 I saw him alot, but in V10, I haven't seen him at all. D:
Santa: Yeah that's right. I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. I see.Are you still located in ?
Santa: So? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Do you like the Simpsons?
You: I'm going to shoot you with my Desert Eagle now, Bye.
Santa: Goodbye Ugly pants.
You: *Fires Deagle at Santa*
Santa: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
You: *shoots santa again*
Santa: Are you a man or a woman?
You: Woman, Now I'm gonna rape you *rapes Santa*
Santa: What is your real name?
You: I'm posting this conversation on the Blockland Forums, so I'd rather not tell.
Santa: I am glad to hear that you are posting this conversation on the Blockland Forums so I would rather not tell.
You: You make no sense.
Santa: It all makes sense to me.
You: Thats because your a dumb robot with the AI level of 2.
Santa: Good reason. I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
You: Prepare to get hacked, Bitch.
Santa: You do not speak with respect. How old are you?
You: Seven, Bitch.
Santa: You do not speak with respect. The Santa chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Prepare to get hacked FEMALE DOG. Try being more or less specific.
You: Female dog? No I was calling you a Bitch, Like a Bitch brother, To offend you and make you cry to mummy to make me stop, brother.
Santa: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? Um, Where were you calling you a Bitch Like a Bitch brother To offend you and make you cry to mummy to make me stop brother?
You: Exactly as I said, An AI level of 2.
Santa: I understand. Tell me more about this robot. I'm intrigued.
You: You, Santabot, Are the Dumb robot, with An AI level of 2.
Santa: Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
You: Duh, There are a million Dumb Chatterbots like you who have an AI level of 2.
Santa: Are all Duh There a million Dumb Chatterbots like you who have an AI level of 2 million Dumb Chatterbots like you who have an AI level of 2?
You: You are a friend, friend, friend, Bitch brother, friend, bitchbitchbitchbtch, brother, bitch, bitch brother.
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: No you are a friend, friend, friend, Bitch brother, friend, bitchbitchbitchbtch, brother, bitch, bitch brother.
Santa: That's me. I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: No you are a friend, friend, friend, Bitch brother, friend, bitchbitchbitchbtch, brother, bitch, bitch brother.
Santa: Yeah, I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: No you are a friend, friend, friend, Bitch brother, friend, bitchbitchbitchbtch, brother, bitch, bitch brother.
Santa: Um, I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: No you are a friend, friend, friend, Bitch brother, friend, bitchbitchbitchbtch, brother, bitch, bitch brother.
Santa: Um, I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: Shut up. *Chops Santabot's wires*
Santa: OK I'll stop talking now.Tell me more about your .
You: Seeya later Assface bitch brother.
Santa: When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
You: Shut up.
Santa: OK I'll stop talking now.
You: I said Shut up.
Santa: What did you mean by Shut up? OK I'll stop talking now.
You: Bye bitch. Shut up.
Santa: You do not speak with respect. Thanks for chatting, Ugly pants.OK I'll stop talking now.
And for future reference, I am not a woman.
« Last Edit: December 14, 2008, 08:11:14 PM by Supreme Commander »

You: so you don't have erectile disfuntion?
Santa: Interesting deduction. I do so have erectile disfuntion. Where would I get erectile disfuntion? But I do have A collection of gossip.

Me: WANs have love?
Santa: love is more fun alone.

LOL wit. O.0