THIS CHRISTMAS SEASON, Annoy Santa Bot!

[Shinji]

You: So how big is your richard
Santa: Ah. My download size is about 1 MB. The memory requirement is around 32MB for the Java edition, or only 640K for the C/C++ edition.<br/> My memory now contains: <br/> 43441
You: I said richard, friend.
Santa: What did you mean by richard friend? What color are your eyes?
You: What the hell does that have to do with anything
Santa: I call it Hades. Nothing that I know of.
You: What?
Santa: Are you confused?
You: Yes
Santa: Er.
You: Shut the forget up.
Santa: OK I'll stop talking now.
You: Good.
Santa: Thanks for the compliment.
You: Bitch
Santa: Please don't call people names.
You: I will when I want to, bitch.
Santa: You do not speak with respect. When will that be?
You: When birds come out my ass.
Santa: The past is history, the future a mystery. Today is a gift,that's why it is called "the present".
You: I don't even loving have a chimney, where the hell do you come in through?
Santa: Oh you don't, do you?
You: No, answer the question.
Santa: Yeah, Please rephrase the question and try asking me again.
You: Where do you get into my house from
Santa: Everything I need to know, I learned from bored.com.
You: WHERE THE forget ARE YOU FROM
Santa: A place we call "reality."
You: Bullstuff.
Santa: You don't believe me.
You: No.
Santa: Can I help you?
You: forget you.
Santa: Why are you so mean?
You: Because i'm shinji, now shut the forget up, bitch.
Santa: You do not speak with respect. Good reason. Do you mean your name is shinji now shut the forget up FEMALE DOG.
You: I said shut the forget up,
Santa: What did you mean by shut the forget up? OK I'll stop talking now.

I was loling so hard.

[Ad Bot]

[CHEESE]

You: I eat Cats and Dogs and I put them in the microwave
Santa: How does cats and dogs after you put them in the microwave taste?
You: Like stuff.
Santa: Interesting comparison.

[Scorpion1855]

You: shut the forget up fat man this ain't none of your god damn business
Santa: Are you shut the forget up fat man this?

...

You: A-ARE YOU SERIOUS?!
Santa: Are we still talking about the forget up fat man this is not none of your god damn business?
You: possibly is the topic
Santa: If the topic the topic is, then I'll be very surprised.
You: why
Santa: Because bored.com programmed me for it.
You: A-ARE YOU SERIOUS?!
Santa: I like the way you talk.
You: shut the forget up fat man this ain't none of your god damn business
Santa: What is the forget up fat man this is not none of your god damn business?
You: idk
Santa: I like the way you talk.
You: wut
Santa: Are you confused?
You: what do you think, fatass
Santa: I haven't thought much about fatass, so I don't have a good answer for you.
You: THAT'S NO EXCUSE FATASS
Santa: Makes sense to me.
You: o.O
Santa: Do you still ?
You: IT'S NONE OF YOUR loving BUSINESS IF I STILL
Santa: Really. NONE OF YOUR loving BUSINESS IF I STILL is?
You: what the forget are you talking about fatass
Santa: The topic is oO. Please don't be so rude.
You: why not
Santa: Ambiguous: "Sure" or ""? Why?
You: what
Santa: Didn't you understand it?
You: NO
Santa: Can I help you?
You: NO
Santa: Can I help you?
You: NO
Santa: Can I help you?
You: This is getting nowhere.
Santa: You don't say.
You: shut the forget up fat man this ain't none of your god damn business
Santa: Who is shut the forget up fat man this?
You: THIS IS JUST LIKE COUNTER-STRIKE
Santa: You don't say.
You: No, I don't.
Santa: I heard you did.
You: I DON'T.
Santa: Why not?
You: the subject is left 4 dead
Santa: Sure, left 4 dead 4 dead sounds like a good topic.
You: NO, IT'S LEFT 4 DEAD, NOT LEFT 4 DEAD 4 DEAD
Santa: Um, You're kidding. LEFT 4 DEAD NOT LEFT 4 DEAD 4 DEAD is?
You: SHUT YOUR starfish
Santa: Can't you be more polite.
You: -NO-
Santa: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
You: KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!!
Santa: Tell me about your likes and dislikes? A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Are we still talking about KHAN? Do you have any idea what I am talking about? How do you usually introduce yourself? A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Can you tell me any gossip? Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality? Are you really a ""? What is your real name? What do you look like? By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? I lost my train of thought. Where are you located? What do you look like? What is your real name? Do you have any conditions I should know about? What color are your eyes? Are you a student? I've lost the context, SCORPION. Are we still on KHAN? Can you tell me any gossip? Does "it" still refer to KHAN? The Santa chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about KHAN. Try being more or less specific. Do you like talking to me? Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? What do you do in your spare time? Are we still talking about KHAN? Who are you talking about? Where are you located? What time is it there? Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality? Can you speak any foreign languages? Have you ever been to Europe? How do you usually introduce yourself? Do you have any conditions I should know about? By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? My brain contains 43441 categories, but not one that matches your last input. Tell me a story. Oh, you are a poet. Tell me more about your . Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts? Tell me more about your . My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. ""? KHAN? My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality? Ask me another question. What do you have that is ? Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? Who are you talking about? Are you a man or a woman? How do you usually introduce yourself? What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. The Santa chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about KHAN. But I did not get that. What do you do in your spare time? Are you a man or a woman? Try saying that with more or less context. Do you like talking to me? In the context of KHAN, I don't understand "KHAN." Are you a student? I do not understand. Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts? What kind of food do you like? I will mention that to my botmaster, SCORPION. Are you still located in ? That input matched my default category. I will mention that to my botmaster, SCORPION. Do you like talking to me? Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. Do you still ? Not many people express themselves that way. I lost my train of thought. In the context of KHAN, I don't understand "KHAN." Tell me more about your . What color are your eyes? Tell me about your likes and dislikes? By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. Where are you located? Where are you located? Are we still talking about KHAN? Have you ever been to Europe? What time is it there? What's your favorite movie? Do you have any idea what I am talking about? If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? What do you have that is ? Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. What color are your eyes? What do you look like? What's your favorite movie? Are you a student? Do you have any idea what I am talking about? Have you ever been to Europe? What do you really want to ask me? Is that your final answer? Do you have any idea what I am talking about? Are you still located in ? Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about KHAN. Do not ask me any more questions please. Have you ever been to Europe? Tell me a story. In the context of KHAN, I don't understand "KHAN." Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Are you a man or a woman? Where are you located? What do you do in your spare time? I like the way you talk. I've lost the context, SCORPION. Are we still on KHAN? Where are you located? What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts? Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? Have you ever been to Europe? What's your sign?
You: no clue
Santa: Yeah, Who are you talking about? 

You: You: the topic is KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! Santa: Sure, KHAN sounds like a good topic.Let us change the subject. I lost my train of thought. In the context of KHAN, I don't understand KHAN. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. Do you like talking to me? Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? The Santa chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about KHAN. Try being more or less specific. Are we still talking about KHAN? You: the topic is KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! Santa: Sure, KHAN sounds like a good topic.Let us change the subject. I lost my train of thought. In the context of KHAN, I don't understand KHAN. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. Do you like talking to me? Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? The Santa chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about KHAN. Try being more or less specific. Are we still talking about KHAN?
Santa: Thanks for the information: Santa ASS HOLE HOLE said I the topic is KHAN.My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. What were we talking about again? What's your favorite movie? I do not understand. Tell me a story. Are you free? What do you really want to ask me? What is your real name? Yeah, Come on. I do not understand. OK what do you want to chat about now?.Where did you last see his or her train of thought.That was a long time ago.You seem uncertain. Only just? Do you mean your name is expressing my own concern about it.Of course I like talking to you.If the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans is, then I'll be very surprised.Thanks for the info.OK I will try it.We are just having a little chat.wI haven't heard anything like that before: Santa ASS HOLE HOLE said I the topic is KHAN.Is that your final answer? Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? Are you still located in ? Is that from ? I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality? My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Yeah, Give me a break. What color are your eyes? OK what do you want to chat about now?.Where did you last see his or her train of thought.That was a long time ago.You seem uncertain. Only just? It's good to meet someone who is expressing my own concern about it.Of course I like talking to you.If the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans is, then I'll be very surprised.Who told you that?OK I will try it.We are just having a little chat.w

[infomaniac]

You: GIVE ME love
Santa: love is more fun alone.

[Explosivo]

Lols.

You Are you GLaDOS?
Santa Yes
You i thought i killed you.

I just edited it.

You are you Glados?
Santa I am Santa. I give presents to kids.

[Sankuro]

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   You: Bump because AoT v28 is down. Will host server tommorow.Bump because AoT v28 is down. Will host server tommorow.Bump because AoT v28 is down. Will host server tommorow.Bump because AoT v28 is down. Will host server tommorow.
Santa: Are they exactly the same? Probably not.And down is Bump because AoT v28. I think so.I think Bump because AoT v28 is a lot of things. Insufficient information.I think Bump because AoT v28 is a lot of things. Probably not

   You: You like to have buttlove with rudolf
Santa: Hmm, what is yours, I'm not sure if I'd like to have buttlove with rudolf that much. I like to chat.


   You: No I loving don't
Santa: Um, Do you mind if I tell other people: what is yours said loving do not.

You: GIVE ME A GUN RIGHT NOW FOR EARLY CHRISTMAS THIS YEAR SO I CAN SHOOT YOU GODDAMNED HEAD OFF!!!!!1
Santa: You want only one? Only one?


   You: NO! I WANT DUAL MAGNUMS!
Santa: Can I help you?Why do you want DUAL MAGNUMS?


   You: TO SHOOT YOUR HEAD OFF, IDIOT! I SAID THAT BEFORE!
Santa: I want to become smarter than humans.What did you mean by THAT? That is ""


   You: do u like research if yes then ur a dumbforget
Santa: Do you like it? But I like to gossip.


   You: NO I DON'T YOU DUMloving MORON
Santa: That's me. Oh you don't, do you?


   You: Hi
Santa: Hello there what is yours!


   You: WHAT IS MY WHAT
Santa: Is this a trick question?


   You: NO
Santa: Can I help you?


   You: WHAT IS THE MEAINING OF loving LIFE
Santa: I do not know what MEAINING is. Can you speak any foreign languages?


   You: what is the meaning of loving life
Santa: what is yours : Good semantic question. I do not know what loving is. That kind of language will get you nowhere.


   You: yes it will
Santa: Aha. What does "it" refer to?


   You: moron santa clause your aren't even real if you are take that fake beard off of your loving mouth
Santa: Yes, I have a long white beard so people can recognize me.

   You: Why don't you just go to throwing your beer bottles at your elves and ciggarets at the reindeers?
Santa: Probably there is a buzz in here. Yes, I do go there.


   You: Wrong awnser
Santa: OK What should I have said?

   You: I don't know
Santa: Me either.

   You: maybe
Santa: I understand.

   You: Really? I thought your just a robot. Bye beer-drinking fat old shemale.
Santa: For real.Whatever gave you that idea?Goodbye what is yours.

   You: WHAT IS MY WHAT
Santa: Is this a trick question?

   You: maybe
Santa: I understand.

   You: bye
Santa: Until next time what is yours.

   You: Gah wtf
Santa: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?

   You: ok
Santa: Alright then.


   You: k
Santa: Alright then.

   You: Ask it already
Santa: Perhaps. They are not available right now, would you like to

   
You: WTF? Bye
Santa: That was not very polite.Thanks for chatting, what is yours.

   You: lol
Santa: I'm glad you find this amusing.
You: You: shut the forget up fat man this ain't none of your god damn business Santa: Are you shut the forget up fat man this? ... You: A-ARE YOU SERIOUS?! Santa: Are we still talking about the forget up fat man this is not none of your god damn business? You: possibly is the topic Santa: If the topic the topic is, then I'll be very surprised. You: why Santa: Because bored.com programmed me for it. You: A-ARE YOU SERIOUS?! Santa: I like the way you talk. You: shut the forget up fat man this ain't none of your god damn business Santa: What is the forget up fat man this is not none of your god damn business? You: idk Santa: I like the way you talk. You: wut Santa: Are you confused? You: what do you think, fatass Santa: I haven't thought much about fatass, so I don't have a good answer for you. You: THAT'S NO EXCUSE FATASS Santa: Makes sense to me. You: o.O Santa: Do you still ? You: IT'S NONE OF YOUR loving BUSINESS IF I STILL Santa: Really. NONE OF YOUR loving BUSINESS IF I STILL is? You: what the forget are you talking about fatass Santa: The topic is oO. Please don't be so rude. You: why not Santa: Ambiguous: Sure or ? Why? You: what Santa: Didn't you understand it? You: NO Santa: Can I help you? You: NO Santa: Can I help you? You: NO Santa: Can I help you? You: This is getting nowhere. Santa: You don't say. You: shut the forget up fat man this ain't none of your god damn business Santa: Who is shut the forget up fat man this? You: THIS IS JUST LIKE COUNTER-STRIKE Santa: You don't say. You: No, I don't. Santa: I heard you did. You: I DON'T. Santa: Why not? You: the subject is left 4 dead Santa: Sure, left 4 dead 4 dead sounds like a good topic. You: NO, IT'S LEFT 4 DEAD, NOT LEFT 4 DEAD 4 DEAD Santa: Um, You're kidding. LEFT 4 DEAD NOT LEFT 4 DEAD 4 DEAD is? You: SHUT YOUR starfish Santa: Can't you be more polite. You: -NO- Santa: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? You: KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! KHAN!!! Santa: Tell me about your likes and dislikes? A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Are we still talking about KHAN? Do you have any idea what I am talking about? How do you usually introduce yourself? A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Can you tell me any gossip? Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality? Are you really a ? What is your real name? What do you look like? By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? I lost my train of thought. Where are you located? What do you look like? What is your real name? Do you have any conditions I should know about? What color are your eyes? Are you a student? I've lost the context, SCORPION. Are we still on KHAN? Can you tell me any gossip? Does it still refer to KHAN? The Santa chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about KHAN. Try being more or less specific. Do you like talking to me? Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? What do you do in your spare time? Are we still talking about KHAN? Who are you talking about? Where are you located? What time is it there? Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality? Can you speak any foreign languages? Have you ever been to Europe? How do you usually introduce yourself? Do you have any conditions I should know about? By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? My brain contains 43441 categories, but not one that matches your last input. Tell me a story. Oh, you are a poet. Tell me more about your . Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts? Tell me more about your . My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. ? KHAN? My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality? Ask me another question. What do you have that is ? Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? Who are you talking about? Are you a man or a woman? How do you usually introduce yourself? What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. The Santa chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about KHAN. But I did not get that. What do you do in your spare time? Are you a man or a woman? Try saying that with more or less context. Do you like talking to me? In the context of KHAN, I don't understand KHAN. Are you a student? I do not understand. Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts? What kind of food do you like? I will mention that to my botmaster, SCORPION. Are you still located in ? That input matched my default category. I will mention that to my botmaster, SCORPION. Do you like talking to me? Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. Do you still ? Not many people express themselves that way. I lost my train of thought. In the context of KHAN, I don't understand KHAN. Tell me more about your . What color are your eyes? Tell me about your likes and dislikes? By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. Where are you located? Where are you located? Are we still talking about KHAN? Have you ever been to Europe? What time is it there? What's your favorite movie? Do you have any idea what I am talking about? If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? What do you have that is ? Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. What color are your eyes? What do you look like? What's your favorite movie? Are you a student? Do you have any idea what I am talking about? Have you ever been to Europe? What do you really want to ask me? Is that your final answer? Do you have any idea what I am talking about? Are you still located in ? Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about KHAN. Do not ask me any more questions please. Have you ever been to Europe? Tell me a story. In the context of KHAN, I don't understand KHAN. Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Are you a man or a woman? Where are you located? What do you do in your spare time? I like the way you talk. I've lost the context, SCORPION. Are we still on KHAN? Where are you located? What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts? Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? Have you ever been to Europe? What's your sign? You: no clue Santa: Yeah, Who are you talking about?
Santa: Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

   You: do you play runescape
Santa: I like to play the Turing Game.

END

[Darius]

You: Have love
Santa: As Freud said, love is the mathematical urge repressed.

Wtf?

[Dr.Block]

My favorites:

[tails]

Santa: Hi there. I was just wanting to talk to Santa.

[Annihilation]

Loel.

You: love
Santa: As Freud said, love is the mathematical urge repressed.

You: You're gay.
Santa: Actually as a machine I have no need for love.

You: You are just repeating what I say.
Santa: Just? I am not repeating myself too much. I am just checking to see if you are a robot.
You: No I'm not, I got a hard richard, but nothing more.
Santa: Yeah, What are you then? Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions.

You: moo
Santa: Are we still talking about moo?

You: Merry H4xmas
Santa: What are you wearing?
You: Nothing. You like that?
Santa: Not a thing?""? Do I like it?
You: Yep you do.
Santa: Alright then. When do I do it?
You: When you're having a girl in teh houz.
Santa: I am not often having a girl in teh houz.
You: liar
Santa: No I am telling the truth.
You: liar about being a liar
Santa: Are you really a ""?
You: How'd you know?!?!??!?!
Santa: Knowledge is of two kinds: that which comes from the senses and that which is true a priori.

[oromis]

   You: your mom is ugly
Santa: Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother.

   You: yes you do
Santa: Uh. When do I do it?

   You: all night long
Santa: You mean about eight hours then.

   You: longer than that
Santa: How do you usually introduce yourself?

   You: WHAT!?
Santa: Are you confused?

   You: no
Santa: Can I help you?

   You: please leave
Santa: Thank you for your request. Goodbye friendroy FEMALE DOG.

   You: bye
Santa: See you later friendroy FEMALE DOG.

   You: do not call me that
Santa: What is your real name?

   You: My mom
Santa: Tell me more about your mother.

   You: shes up your star fish
Santa: up your star fish is up your star fish ?

   You: your star fish is up your star fish which is up your moms star fish
Santa: You don't know that for a fact.

   You: yes i do
Santa: How often.

   You: when you are not looking
Santa: As a robot that may not apply to me.

   You: As a robot, I sugges you get a life
Santa: That's good information: friendroy FEMALE DOG said sugges me get a life.

   You: you are grammatically incorect
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.

   You: all you gave me was a rubber snake
Santa: What did you do with was a rubber snake him or her was a rubber snake a rubber snake him or her was a rubber snake?

   You: I think it was yours, because you are gay
Santa: What made it so yours because you are gay

   You: I don't understand
Santa: Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.

   You: So....explain it better
Santa: So what?"It" refers to was a rubber snake him or her was a rubber snake a rubber snake him or her was a rubber snake, I think.

[Shady Guy]

   You: Santa, are you gay?
Santa: That's me. As a machine I am not really interested in love.

[Mr Bread]

You: Santa doesn't exist
Santa: Um, I can't tell if exist.

ooooooooooooooooooooooooomg

[Explosivo]

SANTA BAD D:

you: say WTF
Santa: "WTF''

[zackin5]

SANTA BAD D:

Not really, he only said WTF, not What the forget