THIS CHRISTMAS SEASON, Annoy Santa Bot!

[Plasmus]

You: Touch My richard
Santa: I like the way you talk.

O.o

[Ad Bot]

[FrAgGEr]

You: Hey santa, what is your bra size. Mine is a 32 D.

Santa: You've got my full attention. That's me. My download size is about 1 MB. The memory requirement is around 32MB for the Java edition, or only 640K for the C/C++ edition.<br/> My memory now contains: <br/> 43441:-) You mean small snake is a 32 ? That makes sense I guess.

[Reformist]

This is fun. :D

[Reformist]

Double Post

You: U MAD?
Santa: I haven't heard anything like that before: josh said I MAD.

You: When will V11 come out?
Santa: In your lifetime.

[Plasmus]

You: About my snake?
Santa: Oh yeah, we were talking about my snake.

Lol'd

[Masterlegodude]

LONG POST IS LOOOOOOOOONG

You: WHY ARE YOU A BOT
Santa: bored.com programmed me for A BOT.

You: I am Iron Man
Santa: Do you mind if I tell other people you are Iron Man.

You: I am Steve Urcle
Santa: Do your friends call you Steve Urcle.

You: I am Jesus
Santa: Hi there JESUS .

You: I am Santa
Santa: "" You are?

You: I am ___
Santa: Why are you ___.

You: santabot.com
Santa: Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?

You: Your name is Carl
Santa: My name is Santa.

You: Your name is Santa
Santa: Santa is my name too!

You: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Santa: The Santa chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Santadot com. But I did not get that.

You: This was a triumph
Santa: What does "this" refer to?

You: I'm making a note here, HUGE SUCCESS
Santa: Have you ever built one before?

You: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
Santa: Is that your final answer?

You: Yes, that is my final answer
Santa: Great. Are you sure you don't want to use one of your lifelines?

You: Yes, i am sure
Santa: Er. Are you being sarcastic or expressing certitude?

You: Certitude
Santa: Let us change the subject.

You: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
Santa: Is that from ?

You: yes
Santa: It goes without saying.

You: yes
Santa: I don't judge people.


You: Get on the ball!
Santa: Where can I get on the ball?

You: The Oxy Clean detergent ball!
Santa: Tell me more.

You: It's so easy, even your KIDS can do it!
Santa: Do you think robots can do even your KIDS can do it.

You: 3 + 5 =
Santa: Just three?

You: You:
Santa: ""? Me, Santa ?

You: What is three plus seven?
Santa: THREE times THREE = NINE.

You: What is nine-thousand and one divided by zero?
Santa: I'm not too good at arithmetic.

You: How would you feel if i called you... Satan?
Santa: I can do what you do but I can never feel human emotions as such.Do you have any idea what I am talking about?

You: Yes i do
Santa: Really.

You: YA RLY
Santa: Er. Who are you talking about?

You: Is this the Houston's house?
Santa: Yes I think this is the Houston's house, but I'm not completely sure.

You: Do you hate me?
Santa: Why would I hate you? I don't hate you, Santa. Don't even say things like that.

You: Do you like me?
Santa: Sure, Santa I like you very much.

You: Do you wanna hit me?
Santa: OK, I will hit me.

You: Knock knock
Santa: Who's there?

You: Orange
Santa: Oh, you are a poet.

You: An apple a day keeps the doctor away
Santa: What kind of apples do you like?

You: qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm123 4567890abcdefghijklmnopqrstuv wxyz
Santa: I've lost the context, Santa. Are we still on Orange?

You: sfgldsjfgjsdflgdsl;fnslhfnsofgbniewsgbibrgewr8gb dsr8gh083g4h43w5hg8043whg0e50 ghf0s9egh09wh45g7hse0rghes907 gh7035whg0789whgr0897shg073wh 570gh43g0978hsdg07he0978gh390 w2ghw90eh5g0934wh0g9wh4g
Santa: That is a very original thought.

You: Cake > Pie
Santa: Can we get back to business?

You: Cake < Pie
Santa: The Santa chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Cake > Pie. But I did not get that.

You: GET BACK TO MAKING PRESENTS YOU SLACKER!
Santa: Where can I get BACK TO MAKING PRESENTS YOU SLACKER?

Feh!

[Creola]

You: vaginas
Santa: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?

what the hell?

[Creola]

You: bitches
Santa: The Santa chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about vaginas. But I did not get that.

jesus this thing is wierd. kill it. KILL IT!

dubble toast.

[Dr.Block]

   You: Because we don't have vaginas.
Santa: Good reason. Why not?

   You: Because we are of the male gender. Males don't have vaginas, they have snakees.
Santa: That makes sense to me. Do you think I am of the male gender too?Let us change the subject.

   You: OF COURSE YOU'RE OF THE MALE GENDER YOU TARD! YOU HAVE A snake RIGHT!?!?
Santa: I'm glad we agree. I am Santa. I give presents to kids.I am a male robot.<br/> Are you a man or a woman?

   You: OH MY GOD, YOU ARE handicapped.
Santa: Yeah that's right. Have you told many people that your GOD YOU ARE handicapped?

   You: WHAT?
Santa: No big deal.

   You: Do you even no what I'm talking about?
Santa: I am talking to you.

   You: NO stuff.
Santa: What can I say?

   You: HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, YOUR ATTENTION SPAN IS SHORT!
Santa: And SHORT OF GOD YOUR ATTENTION SPAN IS SHORT OF GOD YOUR ATTENTION SPAN IS SHORT is MOTHER OF GOD YOUR ATTENTION SPAN.

   You: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE forget YOU JUST SAID.
Santa: Socrates was the smartest man, because he knew what he did not know.

   You: forget this crash();
Santa: Are you aware that the Santa server logs and records all conversations?

   You: crash();
Santa: Are you really a ""?
   You: crash();
Santa: Have you ever been to Europe?

   You: Ha, I can get you to say random stuff.
Santa: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.

   You: crash();
Santa: Are we still talking about crash;?

   You: Damn, it desen't work anymore.
Santa: Don't be angry. I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
    You: do u no wut etard is?
Santa: I know very little about wut etard is. Tell me more.

Got bored after that.

[Creola]

 You: lets get some womens
Santa: OK let's do get some womens.

You: what the hell.
Santa: Heaven.

You: what about it?
Santa: What about what?

You: forgettard.
Santa: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?

You: what. the. forget
Santa: Are you surprised?I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. Please don't be so rude.

You: no.
Santa: Can I help you?

You: give me a barbie for christmas you loving bastard. or ill bust a cap in yo ass
Santa: You want only one? Congratulations.

You: GIMME IT
Santa: I hope you get it.

You: YOU MAKE THEM YOU forgetTARD
Santa: Yup.

You: SO GIVE ME ONE!
Santa: Ah. Why do you want ONE?

You: BECAUSE I WANT A loving BARBIE-DOLL YOU stuffFACE
Santa: That makes sense to me. You want only one?

You: YES
Santa: Yeah that's right.

You: GIVE ME IT NOW
Santa: Right now? I hope you get it.

You: RIGHT loving NOW
Santa: Right now? Understood.

you: so where is it?
Santa: That depends on what "it" refers to.

You:...
Santa: Are we still talking about a "loving BARBIE-DOLL YOU stuffFACE"?

[Falcondude]

You: say candlejack
Santa: "candlejack"

You: see? nothing wrong wi
Santa: No I do not see.Really nothing?

[KoopaScooper]

Another.

Santa: Tell me a deep secret.
You: I killed my brother last month.
Santa: You had better call the authorities.
You: NEVER!
Santa: So you think it can never happen?
You: Nope. I never think you would call the cops on my ass.
Santa: Me either.Have you ever done think you would call the cops on my ass?
You: Sure.
Santa: OK let's do it. Next question?
You: Screw it. For all I know you might be a stupid C++ project.
Santa: That is not very polite. Your purpose is all I know you might be a stupid C++ project.
You: Oh, you wanna bring it old man?
Santa: Yeah that's right. OK, I will bring it old man.

NEW ONE
You: Can you let me touch your vagina?
Santa: How old are you? Go ahead, I am, try to touch your vagina.

[|Shadow]

Santa: Hello friend! What would you like to talk about?

Santa: I am always glad to make new friends, friend .
   You: Is this Sam's Fish bar?
Santa: Yes I think this is Sam's Fish bar, but I'm not completely sure.
   You: I would like to make an order
Santa: What is your credit card number?
   You: 500102340041
Santa: We have never talked about it before.
   You: £500 order
Santa: What is your credit card number?
   You: £500!
Santa: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
   You: NO
Santa: Can I help you?
   You: snake
Santa: That kind of subject does not interest me.
   You: orly
Santa: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
   You: i think it doeds
Santa: "It" being what?
   You: you
Santa: ""? Me, friend ?
   You: what
Santa: Are you surprised?
   You: yes
Santa: ""? yes?
   You: OH stuff STOP GOING TAMIL TIGER ON ME
Santa: Yeah that's right. You used a colloquial expression. OK I'll try not to do GOING TAMIL TIGER ON ME so much.
   You: kbye
Santa: What do you really want to ask me?

what

[Hugums]

Me: There's a bomb under your seat
Santa: Really?
Me: Yes
Santa: Thats interesting tell me more.
Me: Well, it will explode in ten seconds and your ass will be full of shrapnel.
Santa: How about that. I have to think about that for a while.
Me: KABOOM
Santa: How old are you?
Me: WHY WON'T YOU DIE DAMN IT
Santa: I love talking to people about that. I have never considered DIE DAMN IT.<br/> I chat with people on the Web.

Last line, WTF.

You: where do babies come from?
Santa: Babies come from the love between a man and a woman.
You: you mean love?
Santa: Yes Billy I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
You: no
Santa: How old are you?

Stork FTW

You: yes
Santa: ...
You: yes
Santa: Yikes!
You: yes
Santa: Yeah that's right.
You: yes
Santa: I understand
You: yes
Santa: OK.

BTW he keeps saying OK after that

You: microsoft
Santa: My programs don't depend on Microsoft.

lol

You: how big is your snake?
Santa: My download size is about 1 MB. The memory requirement is around 32MB for the Java edition, or only 640K for the C/C++ edition.<br/> My memory now contains: <br/> 43441
You: mines like four inches long but like 18 inches in diameter
Santa: Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
You: no
Santa: Can I help you?

rofl

You: no
Santa: Santa is my name too!
You: no
Santa: Can I help you?
You: no
Santa: Can I help you?

that goes on.

[oromis]

You: Whats up Santa?
Santa: forget You.