John Henry was a normal guy, except for one thing; he always wears a nice suit and carries round his portable sewing machine just incase he tears his suit.
Anyway, one day a he was just calmly walking down a street when all of a sudden the driver of a UPS truck finally spotted the duck in the river he was supposed to deliver a package to and swerved the van straight into the river. John narrowly escaped a slow painful death in the frigid waters and just smiled as a tourist with a camera happened to walk by.
