I have another one, I found this kid who was acting really really stupid, like spamming bricks, blocking walls and stuff. So I said, "How old are you" The kid said, "6" And I think to myself, "How can I take an advantage to a 6 year old...". Then the idea came.
I said to him, "Stop spamming or I will bann you", (notice: I'm not admin, and I was saying this to see what reaction I could get out of the 6 year old") And the kid is like NOOOOO!!!!! PLEEEASE DONT BANN ME!!!!!!!!!. And he spammed please over and over... (I turn off flood whenever I have S admin on a server). And then he left, Strangely he had RTB despite the fact he's 6 years old. So I said, Ima bann you through RTB!!!!!. Then he called me a poopy person(Im not kidding) And quit rtb. And I think to myself,"roflcopter"